Mary's Deranged Lamb

Slight modification...it's way past time!

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Flippity Flip!!!

Does it work like baseball if I have a bat??

It's your garage. You have an AI garage! 😂

Yep, I dye mine every "stupid" color there is. All the smart ones too!!!

Black and white diagonal stripes cover the lower half of the support beams on a bridge. A man walks behind a woman dressed in the same pattern that covers the beams.

They met on the bridge.
It was love at first sight.
He was an American.
She was a Pole.

Wow! Nice light too!

Knots in wood framing resemble a human face screaming.

Josh awakened slowly. The last thing he remembered was the glint of the axe as it came down, and then... darkness. Where was he? Why was he naked? Why the hell couldn't he feel his limbs? As his vision cleared, he looked down. That's when he saw the nails. Josh began to scream.

Cute puppy! Boop the nosie!!

Hmm...long tongue. Must be some hummingbirb species?

In case you'rw wondering about my previous posts, yes I've been drinking and can't help my strange sense of humor. 😂

Did you know most Kangaroos can jump higher than a house.

That is because a house can't jump at all.

Did you know that if a piano falls on you, your head will B-flat?

LOL! He's keeping an eye on you!

a couple of cartoon dogs eating spaghetti together ALT: a couple of cartoon dogs eating spaghetti together

😂😂😂

That's a cutie!

Oh No! You better start a Go Fund Me cause you're gonna need years of therapy to get over that! 😂😂😂

That sounds a bit conditioned. 😂

I wonder if the fact that he's one of the main instigators is why he's thinking that. 🤔

And free drinks!!

It’s really not that fckn difficult of a concept.