@frogueprince.bsky.social
I was put on this earth to do two things: •Mitigate suffering in all its forms •Spread Joy I like books, ttrpgs (specifically Pathfinder2e!), music, cooking, and making strange noises.
We need to get weirder with pizza toppings.
15.11.2025 17:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Remember kids, it is always morally correct to cropdust fascists.
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Birb
03.11.2025 14:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wisdom teeth imply the existence of intelligence and charisma teeth.
25.10.2025 19:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Apologies are fine, but promises are better.
24.10.2025 21:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Skwid
20.10.2025 15:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What if we brought back tarring and feathering a motherfucker?
19.10.2025 20:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Love without accountability is enablement. Anyway I'm off the the 'hate america' rally.
18.10.2025 15:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Free the World @PatriotVerity x.com I joined Bluesky 6 hours ago, have not said anything rude or abrasive, and I'm already blocked by over 58,000 people.
it is my pleasure to report they are indeed mad as fuck on the other site over being blocked and ignored. keep up the excellent work everyone
18.10.2025 12:26 — 👍 8977 🔁 1860 💬 103 📌 227If the Feds can cut off funding for cities because of their elected officials, then why can't we just withhold our taxes? Why should we be forced to bankroll fascism?
16.10.2025 00:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This hangs in my guest bathroom
15.10.2025 19:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Gotta make the most with a busted canvas
12.10.2025 15:48 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I'm telling you guys it's not a frog suit. That there is a real damn frog and they're bringing some old testament shit with em.
11.10.2025 22:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0At the risk of sounding like a wretched pervert, I can't wait to kiss my spouse on the forehead when she gets home. We may even make eye contact and share a tender embrace.
11.10.2025 19:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The moon presence hates mondays
11.10.2025 15:47 — 👍 20 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
All things serve the beam
09.10.2025 16:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don't have an inflatable costume. Can I still come to the protest? Pwetty pwease?
09.10.2025 14:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0At the age of 19 I became the Bango Skank. Life is kind of a wheel like that.
09.10.2025 13:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fuck, I missed the rapture again?
23.09.2025 12:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wonder how tense the South Park writer's room is rn
11.09.2025 13:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You mean to tell me that people are DYING in the country where everybody has a bazooka? That's INSANE.
10.09.2025 22:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What would John Brown do?
05.09.2025 15:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He seems like someone with a lot of lead In his body already
04.09.2025 19:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Solaire Jordan
02.09.2025 14:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Come see the southeastern corner! We have such sights!
•Brown scrubland!
•Sad cattle!
•Meth!
•It's marginally better than Texas!
Clots and prayers
30.08.2025 12:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah I fought Seath the scaleless there.
29.08.2025 23:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dancer of the boreal valley? You mean my totally realistic transition goals?
16.07.2025 19:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That kid just had to miss, didn't he?
22.06.2025 02:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's not waterboarding if you use Sweet Baby Ray's.
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