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@gthotman.bsky.social

21 Followers  |  13 Following  |  245 Posts  |  Joined: 10.12.2024  |  1.695

Latest posts by gthotman.bsky.social on Bluesky

I did not actually go to rehab Kim Kardashian was holding me hostage to steal my BIG BUSH

17.10.2025 04:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Someone let me ride on a riding lawn mower JUST ONCE

29.09.2025 14:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I met a man who said he didn’t know he was supposed to wash his ass in the shower till his 20s

29.09.2025 14:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

watching the girlfriend and I have never rooted for someone’s demise so hard

22.09.2025 06:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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hate to see a smile on his rotten face

13.09.2025 06:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Working in cville is actually hell

13.09.2025 06:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I have received TWO happys today

04.09.2025 00:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don’t worry guys I fled the scene

23.08.2025 21:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Accidentally committed arson today

23.08.2025 19:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A restaurant stress dream but in the end I did everything right?

14.08.2025 12:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Had to get sober bc I simply would not stop fucking uggos

10.08.2025 06:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

finally became the wholesome critter I’ve always wanted to be

03.08.2025 04:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Are you trying to unload some of that junk?”

20.07.2025 15:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Did you throw a bunch of shit away? That’s my favorite part

18.07.2025 03:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

U absolutely must let them know it is THE LAST TIME U WILL DO IT

18.07.2025 03:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I played mermaid so hard today

18.07.2025 02:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It was tomato

15.07.2025 01:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

U guys will never guess what I’m cooking with tonight

15.07.2025 00:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Scallion pancake Sunday

13.07.2025 18:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Having a summer fling with the heirloom tomatoes at the farmers market

12.07.2025 03:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

U WERE READY TO CLOCK OUT

12.07.2025 03:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I would have cheered for u

12.07.2025 03:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Same vibe

11.07.2025 19:49 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Need to know more though

11.07.2025 19:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Took the BEST ass pic last night it’s hard not to bless the world with it

07.07.2025 14:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ahh what a 4th

05.07.2025 02:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“you have the grace face of darkness on today”

04.07.2025 16:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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