I was blaring on Athena’s horn felt so patriotic

😛😛😍

Highkey celibate until I find a guy who looks exactly like them

AERGCHDHHSHDHHD RHODES IS SOOOOO EVIL AHAHGAGSGHA

ooouuu-turn it AWFFF😹😹

Yay this makes me v happy

“He’s so veggie tales coded in the face”

Wait KATSEYE is like my Atlanta, aespa my Tampa, BLACKPINK my Nashville 😒😒 (Jennie dancing diss), and LE SSERAFIM my Houston

LiveLeak is such a good song omg

I’ve watched the kastseye denim at least 100 times by now

I GOT MY LICK BACK FROM TWO YEARS AGO ON MY EVIL FRAT TWINNN THEY CALLED OFF THE ENGAGEMENT AND BROKE UP

Ain’t nothing like hot tomato soup after a sweltering run🙈🙈

To Ursa Major (Connor) “When I pass I shall return to how I looked before, and when you pass I shall make you the bear holding the fragments of this simulation together”

ex bf maybe in psychosis rly thought this was gonna be the one to get me back huh

My brain always reads these as Athena the person and I’m just like…checks out??

YESSS giving nosferatu

who retrograding they mercury rn

Apparently the cutesy insta story had implications for all of us…

Oomf is logging off to process

Percy Jackson reference

…me trying to impress the bombshell matcha trade whos a veteran from the Badussy War and he has to get to the clipse themed Bushwick codependent non-monogamous situationship themed task party

Love Island themed dance party by night. saffron saltburn farming hungover in the morning. I don’t make the rules

this year I became a full K-Pop stan hardcore and I ran a half marathon in the blistering heat yesterday only listening to BlackPink’s comeback single

I love 2 broke girls

Caroline Polachek IS Dune

Comes w the extrovertedness I suppose or is it a chicken and egg situation

Wowza

Best yes

so true