coming back from a bluesky hiatus to say goddamn it is so healing to work in the industry for someone that trusts & respects you but godDAMN it’s so hard to heal from the trauma of working for people who think just because you’re young and a woman that you’re a fucking nimrod unworthy of respect 🤪
16.08.2025 15:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
YES. THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS YES.
03.08.2025 16:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
me, actively shedding tears at the bar: “hey i just need to let you know that i love you and i cherish our friendship”
@madithomas.bsky.social : “damn you sound just like me fr!”
19.07.2025 17:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
when amaya papaya said “if i’m not your cup of tea, then don’t fucking drink it”
i felt that in my bones 😭
15.07.2025 16:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
it should also be known that man cheated on his gf frequently with one of the servers bc he liked getting pegged but didn’t want to admit it 🤪
15.07.2025 02:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
two queers go on a three day trip…
30.06.2025 01:11 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
according to urban dictionary, while @fairyspit.bsky.social was crawling around in dirt trying to save a kitten last night, one of their neighbors either asked me if i was into crack, or selling my pussy
25.06.2025 03:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
need that link asap pls
25.06.2025 02:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
if anyone cares, 6 years ago today @sarebear44.bsky.social and i met for the first time stuffed in a car on the way to nashville pride, had the absolute strangest day, then proceeded to never see or speak to each other ever again for like 4 years
22.06.2025 20:52 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
one thing about me?? i’m always scheming. scheming and plotting. always.
18.06.2025 17:13 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
the shirt i bought today is so good i looked at myself TWICE in the mirror when i was trying it on 🤪
11.06.2025 04:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
@fairyspit.bsky.social does have a comfy king size bed ready for action
11.06.2025 00:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
come live out your bad dream and big spoon me aND @fairyspit.bsky.social and i’ll be nice to you this time.
10.06.2025 21:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
They call it being a waiter cause you have to wait for table 12 to fucking leave half and hour after we fucking close you pieces of shit fuck you fuck you fuck you
28.05.2025 03:26 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
@sarebear44.bsky.social just said “i am on a celibacy journey rn, but a strap-on never hurt anybody” and looked like this
28.05.2025 05:51 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
imagine publicly lying about me on instagram and telling my gf i have “dangerous character flaws” and i’m literally dressed like this rn…
26.05.2025 04:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
finding out your POS system rep sold your owner the WRONG version of the software for your bar THREE days before you open :)))))))))))
if my hair is entirely ripped out by the end of this week do NOT talk about it
24.05.2025 18:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Happy Mother’s Day to parentified oldest sisters everywhere
11.05.2025 17:51 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
it's that time of year where i start thinkin about the taurus that lives like 500 miles away that changed my entire emotional life/dating perspective for the better with ONE date like 3 years ago and probably still has no clue.
i hope they're doing okay.
09.05.2025 14:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
twilight trending on netflix this week?? i know what im doing tonight >:)
09.05.2025 04:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
getting photos back from a shoot and half of me is still like “ew yikes i literally hate the way i look!” but the other half is like “okayyyyy maybe i am kinda hot” and honestly that’s self esteem growth fr
08.05.2025 22:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
where’s the deadlift max tho
08.05.2025 21:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
@fairyspit.bsky.social said “she Faccia on my Brutto till I Chartreuse” and my dick has quite literally never been harder in this bar rn
07.05.2025 04:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“you can’t always be the big dog, sometimes you have to be a chihuahua”
05.05.2025 22:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
attention all!!!! it’s the one year anniversary of MISS POOPY!!!!!
05.05.2025 08:11 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 2
My contractual obligation is to let you all know that @twistedalchemist.bsky.social’s only association with necrophilia was through the misfortune of having agreed to DD for three drunk bitches reviewing smut in the backseat. And also she’s unbanned from my mentions. EVEN tho she has an ATTITUDE
02.05.2025 03:52 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
yes and i want a public announcement to keep you accountable.
02.05.2025 03:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
my mom said something about you today and i’m not gonna tell you what she said!
02.05.2025 03:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
being banned from sarah’s mentions for NOT WANTING TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH NECROPHILIA is insane actually.
02.05.2025 03:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
well babe, that specific group of upper middle class hasn’t seen a gorgeous pair of real ones in a long time if we’re being honest
02.05.2025 03:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
