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I’m not a doll, I’m a Final GirlπŸ—‘οΈ MissJessaJordan.com

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A jumpscare every single time.

10.12.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 429    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 1
A festive flyer for a toy drive features toy blocks, a wooden horse, and a toy truck. It lists gift drop-off dates, address, an online link, and a giveaway event, with "Holiday Season" and "Another World" in bright text.

A festive flyer for a toy drive features toy blocks, a wooden horse, and a toy truck. It lists gift drop-off dates, address, an online link, and a giveaway event, with "Holiday Season" and "Another World" in bright text.

This is the last week that I will be uplifting our toy drive to ask for online donations since we want gifts to arrive by 12/19.

Teen Gifts: amzn.to/4rDn7BG

Toys: bit.ly/48pJUrK

If you are in NYC, you can also drop off toys & gifts directly on 12/18 & 12/19. Thanks so much for the support.

09.12.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 84    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

It’s probably Guillermo’s best work to date. So intentional, and absolutely flawless execution in every department.

08.12.2025 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

His interview with Jay Shetty on the On Purpose podcast was full of gems like that. Highly recommend!!

03.12.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIf you rob me of my solitude, you owe me companionship.” - James Sexton

I have been sitting with this for a bit and it really is my approach to dating now summed up so beautifully. I really value a person who adds to my life instead of distracting me or diluting my experience.

02.12.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Final Girl Rising: The Journey Begins
YouTube video by Miss Jessa Jordan 2.0 Final Girl Rising: The Journey Begins

If you’d like to take a moment and check out the vlog I dropped about the origin story of the EP’s title and the project, it’d mean so much to me:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu-u...

Shout out to gaypanek.bsky.social for the sick visuals for this project!

01.12.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Screaming crying throwing up from joy!! Finally announced my first solo EP and I’m so proud of myself πŸ₯Ή

01.12.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯²πŸ₯²πŸ₯²

01.12.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Remembering Jimi Hendrix today on what would have been his 83rd birthday (born November 27, 1942)

album.ink/JHendrixHBD

28.11.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

Whichever writer decided to have these fictional ICE fuckfaces call themselves the Christmas Adventure Club and talkin about β€œHail Saint Nick” needs a high five. Top tier satire right there.

28.11.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m really trying not to support that weirdo predator yt man but this is twisting my arm. I’ve wanted JP to win since 2014 and it is SO DOPE that she’s in a film this big 😭😭😭

28.11.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

WHY DIDN’T Y’ALL SAY JUNGLEPUSSY IS ALSO IN ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER!?

28.11.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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A queer brown immigrant pal is filing for bankruptcy and needs help retaining a lawyer. They only need $200 for the retainer. Any assistance is appreciated!

27.11.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DON’T LEAVE HICKIES ON YOUR HOOKUP
DON’T LEAVE HICKIES ON YOUR HOOKUP
DON’T LEAVE HICKIES ON YOUR HOOKUP
DON’T LEAVE HICKIES ON YOUR HOOKUP
DON’T LEAVE HICKIES ON YOUR HOOKUP
DON’T LEAVE HICKIES ON YOUR HOOKUP
DON’T LEAVE HICKIES ON YOUR HOOKUP
DON’T LEAVE HICKIES ON YOUR HOOKUP

24.11.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Tyra Banks couldn’t coach this smize.

24.11.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Muslima coffee shop is the only one where the barista isn’t a they/them and the coffee still slays, pass it on!!!

24.11.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember that striking Starbucks workers are asking you not to buy Starbucks right now

24.11.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2810    πŸ” 1015    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 56
Black femme wearing a red Ferrari tshirt, black skirt, nude tights and a red beret getting yelled at for taking a picture in the mirror by a rotund grey and white house cat perched on a blue velvet sofa. There is a gay pride banner above her on the wall.

Black femme wearing a red Ferrari tshirt, black skirt, nude tights and a red beret getting yelled at for taking a picture in the mirror by a rotund grey and white house cat perched on a blue velvet sofa. There is a gay pride banner above her on the wall.

Still can’t believe I got this cute to see a Verstappen comeback in real time only to then wake up to the news that McLaren got a double DSQ πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’« #VegasGP

23.11.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sudan’s civil war has displaced more than 9.5 million people and left millions at risk of starvation.

Despite the country’s vast natural resources, ongoing fighting and shifting control of resources make feeding its population impossible.

πŸ”—: aje.io/cmn21f | #Infograph

23.11.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 87    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Video of this train in Belgium spray painted with a message calling Israel a β€˜terrorist state’ has gone viral online. Earlier this year, the Belgian government imposed sanctions and an arms embargo on Israel, before the Gaza ceasefire which Israel has violated nearly 500 times.

23.11.2025 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 599    πŸ” 198    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 12

My favorite thing about this is that Zohran periodically looks down at Trump like a mother telepathically screeching, β€œNow don’t you embarrass me!”

22.11.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#VegasGP is one of the most visually stunning tracks on the calendar. Can’t believe folks didn’t see the vision but glad they kept it!

22.11.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Creating a TikTok for business purposes; wish me luck πŸ˜­πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

20.11.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Give folks their flowers while they can still smell them πŸ’πŸͺ»πŸŒΌ thank you @soji-band.bsky.social

19.11.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

End of an era!! Thank you to everyone who has supported SOJI thus far. I’m so proud of all we’ve done the past 3 years and am excited to see how far they go with the new vocalist and I hope you are too ✨

18.11.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lowkey feel like he might have that gwak gwak 3000 cause his mouth already looks like a balloon knot

16.11.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do y’all think Trump gives good neck?

16.11.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

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