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I know, right?!
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You have a time machine and you’re not sharing it with us!
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What a lovely surprise! According to my advent calender it’s Christmas in three days! 😆
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But, of course!
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Outrageous!
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Is it too early for a hot toddy?
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Only €10m? I’ll take 2!
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Mondays
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I don’t blame her.
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Wait, what…. he has fans?
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Ffs, I can’t ride my triceratops anywhere these days!
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How dare she…!
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There’s no need to avoid temptation; the older you get, the more it avoids you.
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Shal i mar this thread with my input?
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Happy birthday Tracey, I hope you’re having a lovely day!
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Jiffle arse. Occasional minx. Currently finding my edges.
Loves trainers, golf, Spurs and pizza. Hates cling film, golf, Spurs and Mrs Brown Boys.
She / Her / Blonde bastard. Bread heathen. Olympic hopeful. Nigella once said my pie ‘looked delicious’. All views my own etc.
‘Eyes like Bambi but a face that says go f**k yourself’
I wear an astonishing amount of leopard print.
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I just really love cats.
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The world is bad enough as it is, and you have no right to make it any worse.
Queen of tarts.
Mostly communicating in memes, because my brain is shit.
Starring in alphabetical order, Yodellin' Zeke, Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan & Ernest Borgnine. Erstwhile Dubliner now Yorkshire. Lead singer of Beastie Girls, Geto Boyz & Napalm Death. Pube=pub in my religion. Politics & 47th-obsessed accounts get blocked.
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Expert at falling upstairs.
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