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Poor spouse has been left dealing with his loves through duty but no empathy mother for 30 years, and now has this.

God knows how he can tell his mother

Hated his mother (they both do) escaped to US, after spouse had a breakdown told him to pull himself together 🙄 then had one himself and cut ties with us too.
I can't believe our details weren't there for people to find if they bothered after his death.
M's wondering how to tell his mum!

But Boo's part of your furniture now!
Those are beautiful cats, you'll be finding ginger fur forever 😺

Oh shit.
Spouse has been trying to trace brother as their mother's finally decided to write her will.
Faceache page has where he last volunteered, M decided to email them and explain.
Then he googled with name & Indiana town, found a funeral notice from 2 years ago!
FFS why weren't we contacted?!

Nooooooo 😿

But a bargain if it has replayability!

Vinegar Valentines: how cruel Victorians sent insulting cards to their unwanted suitors The vile Victorians were funnier than they looked, using brutal Valentine’s Day cards to mock people they didn’t fancy much.

The Victorians were so nice 😩

Today's Kaladin chosen item from the waste basket: a Tunnocks caramel wafer wrapper.

Yeah, YMCA....

Maybe I shouldn't have had that third glass of cheaper red, got a headache

Less than 2% between Reform and The Greens.

If you want change and to “kick the establishment in the nads” it’s the only choice.

Because Reform, Conservatives and Labour are the same right wing establishment.

Made of oak. Inherited.
A copy of something 18C.

The Witcher Studio Celebrates Polish Holiday In Most Polish Way Possible--With Donuts Happy Fat Thursday!

Spot the polish cake thingy

Came home, into kitchen "what's that on the floor?!"
Gingerly pick it up with a bit of toilet roll, "I think it's a squashed grape" Living with kittens 🫨

They are adrenaline junkies!

As a United fan, yes!

Bloody comfy, spent many happy hours reading in it when small.
Lasted 8 cats, until this lot.
It's known as a gaming chair.
They think: the wide panels are to stop your pockets being picked, while you bet on cards, or cock fighting 😩

That's a big plus!
I'm slightly drunk, so also a plus

We make ours....
Mine has "Scotland" hidden in it

Off for Wine & DnD. Checking the list of what to take: figurines, pencils, our dice, the rubber aka zombie number 2, playing grid ✔️big tub of sweet & salty popcorn ✔️ bottle of Aussie (hiss) shiraz ✔️ box of pink champagne truffles as a treat ✔️ keys!✔️
Now kittens, no breaking things, got that!

Heatstroke took one of my cats in 22, and I quite understood!

Dammit! Took Waitrose voucher down to pay for Foodbank stuff and have just seen it in my wallet 🤦🏻

Billionaire Jim Ratcliffe says Britain is being colonised by immigrants - much like he 'colonised' Monaco to cut his tax bill

I'd like to grind the scrofulous turd face down into splinters of glass.

If you are given an honour for your services to business and investment, but then avoid paying UK taxes by being an immigrant in another country, then add a topping of racist language - should you keep that honour 🤔

The Calcutta Cup's happening, Valentine's Day won't be romantic in my house.

Excellent. A sensible vote.

He's a shit. Hell be sorry if it gets him subsidies for his polluting industry, that's all.