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guy said, “Do you like Marx?” I said, “I haven’t met him.” Guy said, “No, no, he’s dead.” “Wow, what happened?” “No, no, he died long ago.” I thought the guy Marx had just died. So then, “Why are you asking me if he died long ago?” “No, he wrote a lot. He wrote that poor people should not be poor.” I said, “Sounds amazing.” I’m giving you a sense of how naïve I was. After they left, I went to the library to look for Marx. So that was my introduction to Karl Marx. BS: The FBI. MM: The FBI. Then, of course, I took a class on Marx. Couldn’t just get Marx out of the library. But,

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

Tweet from Alan Dershowitz @AlanDersh A fake headline is circulating saying that I promised "to blow my brains out on live tv" if Momdani wins. I will contribute $180 ( chai) to Momdani's reelection campaign if anyone can show I actually said it. I did not. I will continue to oppose Mayor Mamdani's anti semitic and anti Israel bigotry, but I will do it with my brains intact. 9:14 AM • Nov 5, 2025 • 24.4K Views

I hope you're happy: Alan Dershowitz has been forced to issue a statement on the fake Post headline

i've never seen this post, but it's true.

pistol more good = more happy

It's why we long for the halcyon days of *checks notes* 2001 immediately post 9/11? ... hm. Hmmmmm. I'm rethinking this position.

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New statement from Chuck Schumer:

“Despite not doing anything useful, and in fact being actively harmful to the process in a number of ways, I am here to take credit for other people’s hard work and risks.”

This type of humor never gets old.

if you didn't follow the VA governor race you didn't know that Earle-Sears ran like a billion anti-trans campaign ads and Spanberger didn't flinch or pull a Newsom.

going all-in against trans people is a losing move, especially when the federal government has made harming and killing us a priority.

Live updates: US voters head to the polls in first general election since Trump's return to power One year after Donald Trump retook the presidency, 2025 Election Day includes closely watched races for New York City mayor, New Jersey governor and California's Proposition 50.

BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students.

Follow AP for live updates.

Mamdani: My friends, we have toppled a political dynasty. I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life. But let tonight be the final time I utter his name.

The Dimitri finds out meme, which is a two panel vertical meme of a guy being interviewed by a lady. The caption reads "The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing." The second caption reads "There is much pain in the world, but not in this room."

Bluesky rn

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

hell yes — wE muST mOVe To thE ceNTer no fuck you we’re digging in

according to @jessyedwards.bsky.social of @hellgatenyc.com Curtis Sliwa just said on stage that he was offered $10 million to drop out of the race

"WEEN HALLOWED" with small skeletons dancing around.

Great job, everyone, we did it again

Me as Spider-Man! Sitting in an office chair at work.

From earlier in the day

This costime was cheap but I actually really like it.

Me and @ladybloof, I'm dressed as Spider-Man and she is a vampire of some sort.

I cant tell which way the camera is

Every game studio should have a Skinballs motivational poster, this is not a joke

⬇️ Chicago! 👇

The Andrew Formerly Known As Prince

A shiny Chespin in Pokémon Legends Z-A

MY PRECIOUS CHILD

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

Art exhibit on the wall, small girl holding a fish riding a Chinese dragon.

Sword from Delicious in Dungeon (Kensuke) in a dark room, lit from behind

Cast of Delicious in Dungeon dressed as wait staff standees, with food sculptures in the middle.

At the Ryoko Kui art exhibit #DeliciousinDungeonNY

My beloved sphere 💚

It's also driving me nuts that despite this being a Halo 1 remake, they're giving the MA5B the ammo count of the MA5C from the later games.

You are remaking Halo 1! And it's not even going to have Multiplayer! It makes me instantly not trust them on this.

"Three New Prequel missions - Join the Master Chief and Sergeant Johnson in a brand-new arc set before the events of Halo: Combat Evolved, feature new environments, gameplay, characters, and enemies."

We already live in a world where it's true, burying our heads in the sand does nothing.

also lmao, doing a mini-prequel and limiting it to three missions feels insane.

This is how I found out the remake was called this.

Wish I could unlearn this.

now around these parts we enjoy a certain…delicacy. once you’ve had a taste it can be hard to be fully satisfied with anything else. in some parts of the world they call it “Long Pig” (I gesture to a pasture filled with the longest pigs you’ve ever seen)

atlantic article screenshot headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight by yasmin tayag

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

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