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Surviving in deepest Tasmania. Living alone, left as fuck, nerdy, committed reader, fat bastard. Just surviving the urge to not. Neither funny nor interesting. He/him

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He's looking a little ruff.

18.10.2025 09:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maurice White is the King of Earth, Wind and Fire, so you only need three more.

18.10.2025 09:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's quite reasonable. It's entirely possible that some people whose legs are always covered lack that joint.

16.10.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was there any court using metal detectors then?

16.10.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Them's Manson girls.

16.10.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it perhaps not an actual hammer but a power wrestling move?

16.10.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When the obvious move is to apologise profusely but ...

16.10.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In other shock news, Trump is a cunt.

16.10.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

After a complete read through of Pratchett, I could clearly visualise what he stood for and advocated though I struggle to define it.

I usually settle for "Don't be a cunt."

16.10.2025 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A jack hammer

A jack hammer

This is not a drill.

16.10.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you have Italian heritage?

16.10.2025 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, we have knees (I just checked) and flats is more common but apartments is occasionally used, especially when they are in large buildings.

16.10.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
MI5 boss Ken McCallum with very weird huge swept back hair.

MI5 boss Ken McCallum with very weird huge swept back hair.

There is such a thing as fascist hair. I struggle to define it, but I know it when I see it.

16.10.2025 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The way things are right now, I suspect that if you gave Ezra a gun he'd have blown several toes off within seconds.

16.10.2025 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing is, this is not going to stop if and when he wins. Money will be pouring in to deny and destroy his legitimacy because he threatens so many interests, not least the criminal gang that is the NYPD.

16.10.2025 11:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The biography of musician Scott Miller was quite explicit about declining to go there.

16.10.2025 10:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of those quiet, seemingly conservative types in their thirties and older were people metaphorically and literally shellshocked by war. There's a theme running through the story of so many 60s rockers about their parents being like that.

Then was Freddie Lennon, who was just a prize arsehole.

16.10.2025 09:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My favourite bit was the city gent, complete with pipe in mouth if I'm remembering right, climbing a ladder on the outside of a neighbouring building to watch.

16.10.2025 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Metal Mickey

Metal Mickey

If You See This Post A Robot

16.10.2025 08:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cynical pricks doing it for bipartisan advantage.

12.10.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel very sorry for the dishwasher.

11.10.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cuntify is spotty, or something like that.

09.10.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lauren Boebert vows to pursue β€˜truth about UFOs’ as she bids for re-election Colorado Republican congresswoman kicks off fourth term run with email to potential donors: β€˜They tell us we’re crazy’

Bimbo Shooter says what?

09.10.2025 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Possibly an overly subtle reference to obscure English nobleman, the Duke of Fline.

08.10.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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AFP to get power to possess and share child abuse material to target sex offenders online Exclusive: Department of home affairs links the changes to allegations against childcare workers in Victoria and NSW revealed earlier this year

To target sex offenders or to create them?

#Auspol

08.10.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Since when did free speech include treating children like property. Nobody owns a child.

07.10.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Has he ever met a promised deadline?

07.10.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, he got the ones that Howard missed.

07.10.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They created their own Horst Wessel, so why not?

07.10.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Harris and Walz started out talking a pretty good game by being genuine. Then, I would imagine, the dreaded consultants got to them and told them that being uncivil and disrespectful would hurt them.

07.10.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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