Squidward Thurman

I have seen EA builds in Sims 3 nicer than this which I understand is a very niche insult but the girls who get it will get it

Something something leopards, something something faces

YouTube video by Stratagem The West Wing: Toby on Tempting Fate

Remembering the wise words of Toby Ziegler:

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Black graphic with text "Know Your Rights on Election Day If the polls close while you're still in line, stay in line — you have the right to vote. If you make a mistake on your ballot, ask for a new one. If the machines are down at your polling place, ask for a paper ballot. If you run into any problems or have questions on Election Day, call the Election Protection Hotline: 1-866-OUR-VOTE"

As polls open across the nation, know your rights this Election Day.

Scherzer and Bassitt disappointing everyone it’s like the Mets never left me

This game is how I learn that MLB changed the rules around pitchers being able to hit after being pulled from the game specifically for Shohei Ohtani.

If you need MLB to change the rules for you, maybe you’re not the all-star player everyone thinks you are.

He seems like what everyone hoped Fetterman would be

A Sabrina Carpenter collaboration ad with headcount.org encouraging concert attendees to vote

At the Sabrina Carpenter concert. We love to see it.

Real Americans know that our country’s committed aesthetic should have been art deco

The exterior of Yankee Stadium

Omg same

Note also that the construction that happened during the Truman administration was the result of inspectors concluding that the building was practically falling apart (rotting floorboards, removal of a load bearing wall in 1902, etc).

Also Congress AUTHORIZED THE FUNDING FOR IT

How often over the past 10 years has Aaron Sorkin sighed into a glass of whiskey while thinking “I couldn’t even make this shit up”

YouTube video by 💙Liam Moore💙 Stan twitter: so we move to LA my father gets a job at the palm restaurant

Mamdani: “I want to make NYC affordable”

Cuomo: “My opponent is a brown person”

Sliwa:

The real answer is (E) The Muppets

I need the Blue Jays to keep it together because they have the chance to do the funniest goddamn thing this baseball season

This is my official petition to replace all statues of Christopher Columbus with James Gandolfini

The Pope smiling and holding a baseball bat

What I’m worried will happen if I ever eat a cheeseburger on a Friday during Lent:

Confession: I thought in the George Michael song he was singing “bottom feeder” instead of “father figure” and I didn’t realize this mistake until Taylor sampled the song.

I am sorry.

“But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.” Matthew 24:36.

If your only reason for being a good person is because you want to be “saved” during the rapture - you’re not actually a good person.

“Amateurs built the Ark, professionals built the Titanic.”

- Liv Tyler’s Grandma

@dieworkwear.bsky.social I need you to weigh in on this

I mean after the 2024 Gay Grimace Mets you can’t convince me that Grimace isn’t a Queer Icon

Pretty sure the biggest recession indicator was Gaga dropping another hit album this year but ehhh what do I know

Native Americans have the chance to do some of the funniest things of all time

He’s invented a new term for introverts

Petition to just let Nickelodeon broadcast all the games like they do for the Superbowl

CLEATGATE

Feel free to blame me and remind her I’m taking her to Gaga

As long as they don’t touch Popeye’s. I’m not gonna make it without Popeye’s.

And if I say evermore is better than folklore what then