the fifa peace prize trophy with zombie-like hands holding up a crumbling earth

in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company

Winner on the Imperial Order of the Plaid Suit for a lifetime of sleazy grifting. The trophy is a scale model of the Brooklyn bridge.

They are also both gay as hell by way of over the top pretend masculinity.

I want to anounce the very first winner of the Moldy Piece of Cheddar Treason Prize...

Affinity bias is a hell of a rush for people with money.

I am a woman who joined the Let’s Rethink Chicks Having The Right To Vote Party and I am concerned they do not take me completely seriously, somebody please help me

The problem with reading is you skim. Especially when it is something you wrote yourself. You know what is coming next! Reading out loud makes that impossible.

There always seemed somethng off about a graph of "political success" vs "how mean and demented you are to the most vulnerable" being a straight upward sloping line.

Your daily, "every slander is a confession."

For anybody with a boss not a corrupt traitor in need of protection: Try pulling the "I was busy" card and see what happens.

“I might be second in line to take over the presidency from the oldest POTUS in history — but I have no idea what the laws of war are, nor do I read laws or the news, who has time — there’s all these tunnels here, I just wander the tunnels looking for empty cubbies to hide in”

Canada is 50% higher. Australia 100%. Neither lost their minds and voted for a criminal enterprise to run the country.

What tired of winning looks like.

~20 speeding citations
3 stop-sign violations
2 seat-belt violations
a citation for driving without a license
6 court notices for failure to appear
2 arrest warrants

I was going to joke about ignoring traffic violations I don't consider legal, but these people are beyond parody.

To suggest that Trump "corrupted" the party of anti-democracy, anti-accountability, anti-critical media, anti-poor, anti-enviroment, anti-science, pro-oligarchy, whose entire strategy is to make sure government doesn't work then blame it on the normals, is utterly nuts.

You could not invent a group more tacky, more grifty, more mendacious, than the "free speech" advocating right. Any media outfit playing ball with these liars is dumber than sand.

Marsboy is bored again.

Have they gotten bored trying to prove the Great Depression was Rosevelt's fault or has the population of right wing trolls gotten so large they are expanding the make work program?

I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape

The GOP circle of empathy is measurable with a micrometer.

I suspect the perpetrators of American slime and crime fascism have questions about this “once we’re through this” stuff.

I think the take that you don’t have universal healthcare in the US bc Dems are too rightwing completely misunderstands US politics.

This is the “too much winning” of which Trump spoke.

Trying to keep up w the half million excess covid deaths from first term.

Anybody who remembers Gingrich or the “Nazi-Communist” ACA wars or “tax cuts for the working class” or Reagan’s relentless bullshitting will find current GOPers just grifter and more nihilistic version of old GOPers. Trump picked the GOP bc they spent 40y building him a landing strip.

The issue is not about "more". One side is a normal political organization as violent as a walk in a park. The other side is a demented cult that will say/do anything for power. Lies, corruption, violence. There is no ranking. Good/bad is determined only by how well you can get away with it.

Everybody has to be careful to pass on things the want to be true more than they know it to be true. Republicans are this on nitrous oxide.

More done with this than I thought possible.

Nobody in Germany asked to be called Germans.