Michael

This is a shit take. I grew up Southern Baptist, with my mom listening to fucking Rush everyday. I believed all of it until I was 18 and started doing acid and reading philosophy. Now I'm a socialist.

You didn't know shit about kids.

I'm nearing fifty. Broke my back and hip in high school. I have an artificial hip, and will need a new one sometime soon.
Rates are going from $50 a month to $767. An accident now would cause us to lose our home.

Why is every tire not fucking flat? We're not meeting the moment.

I can’t believe I have to say this, but historically, masked men who kidnap families in the middle of the night are usually not the good guys.

His opening on "Conan needs a friend" is comedy brilliance.

Indigenous Nations Plan Tariff-Free Trade Corridor Across US-Canada border “We’re not begging for crumbs anymore. We’re demanding what’s rightly ours."

This is very cool.

www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

I really enjoy listening to you every week.

Still waiting and hoping for a "Horrors of Astroturf" story featuring Eric Davis.

Xeroxed fanzine from the local Kinko's?

Twitter as well. I'll never understand why progressives still use that dung heap of an app.

Hey bot, shove it up your input.

Even closer is if Joe showed up to the Rams today and held a press conference as if he were still the quarterback.

Did Ted ask the same thing about Charlie? It's not "the Jews", it's Netanyahu.

A little pair of snips will take that valve stem right off the tire.

Charlie Kirk was public... oh wait, I guess that's still Netanyahu. 🤷

Fight, Kat, Fight!

Nick Fuentes bein' a scared little fuck.

This little fuck? Okay. 😂

My daughter and I are headed to the library. We get books every week, but today she learns what a DVD is!

Done

Let’s be clear about what happened to Jimmy Kimmel Trump’s most brazen attack on free speech yet.

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.

Just cancelled Disney.

Today my 4 yr old learns that the library also has DVDs! (She has no idea what those are.)

Did not expect this to end with a dig at the Cardinals, but here we are... 😂

Kat is the kind of fighter we need.

Bezos can go fuck himself.

My 5s are blue, too.

Rip that fucker up!

The one thing we have to work with is that Theil picked the wrong guy. He vastly underestimated how hated Vance is. When Trump dies, MAGA splinters.

That's why they want Greenland and Canada. They want to live there, while everyone else dies.

Paramount can go fuck themselves.

Tone it down, troll.

Pop the fucking tires. Let them walk back down the hill. It's time to push back. They're poorly trained, and outnumbered. They're also cowards.