Danny Carbona

Howdy doody ass

Man, I can't even read when I have a migraine. Like I recognize that they're words, but am completely unable to glean any meaning from them. It was super weird the first time it happened, while trying to read a menu at Howard Johnson's.

Sounds about white

I'm super excited for the BBS scene to make a comeback though

I was watching a video this morning that obviously had some AI 'enhancement'. It was a VHS rip of a concert from 1981, uploaded 3 years ago. It was pretty surreal to see the weird smoothing shit that AI does on Art Garfunkel's head. Even more surreal than his regular head.

Introduce yourself with some jobs you’ve done

-grocery bagger
-landscaper
-carpenter's apprentice
-cook, sous chef, chef, dishwasher
-web designer at a candy store
-HVAC assistant
-pizzaiolo
-recording engineer/studio minion
-telemarketer
-boot factory assembly line worker

YouTube video by sweetbabyjaysus Men's Recovery Project - Emergency Record 7"

youtu.be/MRRqPyusZv4?...

Mamas

That's not what genocide means.

I used to wear a leather jacket year-round. 90 degrees? Leather jacket. It was a good day when I realized I'd be much cooler without it

oof

clearly.

lol "do not write me anymore" is some old timey shit to say

The world usually does.

It puts the urine in the toilet

It's so bad. We just gotta get everyone over here

ayyy, welcome bud!

Last time I played ten pin i got 3 strikes in a row, I don't think I've ever gotten one with candlepin, haha.

Every time I do candlepin my whole body aches for a week

I'm an Otto and Buck stan.

A man in a gimp mask and striped shirt in a dirty bathroom covered in graffiti. He sighs and sadly says "robble robble". This is implied, not explicitly stated.

portrait of the artist as a bathroom gimp

That's what was up.