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Nerdy database guy from UK. Fond of schnauzers ๐Ÿถ

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Taking a break from the socials for a while ๐Ÿ‘‹

22.09.2025 15:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Could be a number of things which cause wrong info to be in a letter but I think they owe an explanation. Write a letter of complaint

06.09.2025 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Archaic or not, "Master" is still a valid name prefix under the NHS data dictionary. However they confirmed the name prefix on your record so the correct title should have been on the letter

06.09.2025 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Daz needs to score some cocaine first, he can't shout at hotels without a headful of gak

06.09.2025 14:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why the fuck does Nigel Farage currently occupy the top two spots on my BBC news app.

26.08.2025 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hi, English here, I've never heard of this thing ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

23.08.2025 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

C3PO ๐Ÿคฃ

19.08.2025 13:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Stop children using VPNs to watch porn, ministers told The children's commissioner for England tells the BBC virtual private networks are a

Pretty sure many techy kids are aware that TOR could also be used for porn, not just paid/free vpns
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

19.08.2025 10:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A miniature schnauzer fast asleep on his side with his legs spread out

A miniature schnauzer fast asleep on his side with his legs spread out

This one had his jabs today, had to wear a muzzle and still screamed the place down ๐Ÿ˜ข #SchnauzerGang

09.08.2025 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a pair of total cunts.

09.08.2025 09:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone know if any training exists for IT professionals around social engineering? Specifically how we can avoid unwittingly "giving away the keys". Allianz seems to be the latest org among many to have had data stolen, makes me wonder what training is out there, if any

26.07.2025 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wife has a new laptop, it's fallen to me to provide tech support, and win11 SUCKS ASS.

17.07.2025 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Copilot logo in Visual Studio Code, which is supposedly a little guy with a pair of goggles on his head, but kinda looks like a frog

The Copilot logo in Visual Studio Code, which is supposedly a little guy with a pair of goggles on his head, but kinda looks like a frog

Froggy #vscode

15.07.2025 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A pair of black/silver miniature schnauzers looking a bit tatty in advance of their haircut next weekend

A pair of black/silver miniature schnauzers looking a bit tatty in advance of their haircut next weekend

10.07.2025 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man is laying on a couch wearing a blue shirt and making a funny face . Alt: A man is laying on a couch wearing a blue shirt and making a funny face, saying "Nope".
30.06.2025 05:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One day I'll blow my lid and it won't be pretty ๐Ÿคฃ

21.06.2025 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've got a guy who messages me and says "got two mins?" with no other context. His "two mins" always, and I mean ALWAYS, ends up being a 30+ min call where I have to extract from him what his problem is and I end up with a shit-ton of work as a result ๐Ÿคฌ

21.06.2025 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A very naughty miniature schnauzer sat waiting for a treat

A very naughty miniature schnauzer sat waiting for a treat

This sorry ass mofo found a manky poo in the lawn and decided to chow down ๐Ÿ˜ก He went straight in the shower #Schnauzer

19.06.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not far off, and it's awesome โ˜บ๏ธ

14.06.2025 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you ship to UK? ๐Ÿ™„

03.06.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had to go to a corporate away day last year. As an icebreaking exercise we were instructed to "speak to someone you've never spoken to before". Hard pass ๐Ÿคจ

02.06.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow, what a tosser. Well done for standing your ground but I'm sorry you had to deal with that

23.05.2025 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A miniature schnauzer chewing on a toy

A miniature schnauzer chewing on a toy

Floyd is 7 today! He'll always be my baby boy though. Love you mate #SchnauzerGang

23.05.2025 12:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am so sorry ๐Ÿ’”

21.05.2025 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
JSON indexes in SQL Server: First impressions โ€“ sqlsunday.com

The SQL Server 2025 public preview is here!

I wrote a blog post summarizing my first impressions of the JSON datatype and the brand-new JSON index.

TL;DR: it's looking very promising.

sqlsunday.com/2025/05/19/j...

19.05.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sure she flutters those eyes and is instantly forgiven ๐Ÿคฃ

18.05.2025 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow what a cutie ๐Ÿฅฐ

18.05.2025 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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hacking into the database to find out whoโ€™s a good boy

16.05.2025 11:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Please feel free to NOT share things like this ๐Ÿคฃ

12.05.2025 10:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Treat time (with munching sounds) #Schnauzer

12.05.2025 08:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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