Betti Gefecht

To write his personal #history,

Mexx, my dog used to carefully piss, uh, pee

one chapter on the same tree, every day,

perpetuating his diary in a merry way,

for other pups to be entertained olfactorily.

#vss365 #Limerick

Teach my dog some #geograpy. U can do that, dontcha?
Cuz I forgot everything I knew about it. Like a fit of dementia.
So when I tried, my lecture nothing more than a draft,
tail wagging excitedly, the pup just laughed & laughed.
Seems, back in school I never paid enuff attentia.
🐶
#vss265 #limerick

Jay hates all the greyness, just this everydayness.
He’d rather not hide his gay dress, but become #famous
as a drag queen, or a fabulous, free prince,
pink crown, sparkling with sequins.
That’s always the way Jay was.

#vss365 #Limerick

😍 🥰 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘

@bethcgreenberg.com

Betti said, "I baked you a cage."
"You baked me what?" cried B.O.H.
"Don't you mean, a cake?"
"I do not! You know I can't bake.
I don't even know your age.

or which special gifts you get.
But "Crap, beep, f*ck!" means "Happy Bday" in fluent Tourette."

Get AI out of fandom. Stop making headcanons with it, stop making fanfic with it, stop making fanart with it. If I see one more 'asking chat gpt *blank* about * character/characters in fandom* I'm going to lose my goddamn mind. Use your own fucking brain, stop asking AI to do everything. You could even ask other real people what they think. Just stop using AI in creative spaces.

When a reader loves a story so much they're inspired to make art about it, no matter their artistic skill, it's a beautiful thing. As an author, if I found out a reader made AI fan art of my characters I'd feel insulted. AI generated fan art is an abomination. Fuck off with that & keep fucking off!

*takes a bow* (not realyl cuz my body does no longer obey, but yirtually, at least) Thank you! 😍😀

But also, I want you t know that it
was partly a song Albert Hammond did
called "The Air That I Breathe" in 1072.
He and his co-writer Mike Hazlewood went to sue
them, so they had to publicly give Hammond/Hazlewood credit.
#vss365 #limerick #PopularMusicHistoryAnyone?

in 1992, a song by Radiohead, named „Creep“

became iconic, more or less in their sleep.

Still inn 2025, it's a popular choice

for the blind auditions on „The Voice“.

If done well, it can make listeners weep.

#vss365 #Limerick

In every Science Fiction flic, they give the poor #Martian
ugly features, like black eves and such, just to harshen

his Look, plus I always wonder, why aliens are such a mess:
superior tech, mighty starships, but nothing to dress.

Always naked on their space excursions.

#vss365 #Limerick

Aww, wfar a beutiful doggie. I take it you share m< odinion of them puppies? 😍

The grearest, most wonderful thing on earth

is a dog! Just love him back, and you’ll see his worth

'cause he’ll fpllpw ypu through #arid land

or flooded grounds, he will defend

you, no matter what, and share your sadness and your mirth.

#vss365 #limerick #AdoptDontShop

A doggy helpline. „They left me alone,“ 

Ben the pitbull,complained on the phone.

„Oh no!“ came the answer. „Tell me how long,

my good boy, are yor humans gone?“

„5 minutes!“ Ben growled with a whiny #undertone.

#vss365 #limerick

There was a young lady from Ghana

who went swimming with her tamed #piranha.

Peopje thought it was magic
‚
cause the end wasn’t tragic

They didn’t know the fish grew up jeeding on banana.

#vss365 #limerick

Because of his #sonorous voice,

carrying over every possible noise,

the yard dogs made Patty, the pittie, barker in chief.

The most possible horror to any possible thief,

Patty proved to be the best possible choice.

#vss365 #limerick

Amelia, the Persian cat, was #capricious and mean.

She was proud of her beauty and wanted to be seen.

Each day she wore a collar, adorned with a little bell.

She loved its tiny tinkle, and pranced like a gazelle.

Human underlings adored her Majesty, Amelie the Queen.

#vss365 #limerick

Srry. Had 1 more in me 2day…

Ping, the panda, misses his brother

Pong. Who lives far away. in some cage or another.
Then Pong gets transferred

from a zoo Ping had never heard

of. The #eventuality? Rolling around in their new compound, happy 2 have each other.

#vss465 #limerich #PimgPongPandas

Burt, the penguin, lived a life of normality.

No one in the colony cared about his homosexuality.

For many years, true to his heart,

he marched for miles to meet with his partner, Bart.

They never had an egg, but nisted carefully, for any #eventuality.

#vss365 #linerick 🐧

Sheep of one wool and chicks of one feather
will cluck for a cock and bah for a #bellwether.
I'm talking about family. What? Do I stutter?
Will you please get your minds out of the gutter!
It's just farm animals, OMG, keep it together!

#vss365 #limerick

A love-sick student named Magnus O’Lee

writes his thesis, struggling with the apostrophe.

To impress the girl, he writes and writes,

but… is it "women’s rights“ or "womens’ rights“?

He sighs, „As usual, it'll be a #catastrophe.“

#vss365 #limerick
Poor Magnus… 🤫🤪😍✍️

Fred, the cat some day came to the conclusion

that he and his kind were at riskof #extrusion

cuz he got a dog brother who, to Fred’s dismay

kind of took over the house, rolicking and barking all day.

But the pup didn’t fit through the cat flap,so… no need to plot revolution.

#vss365 #limerick 🐈

2 cats were telling jokes. „Knock, knock!“

„Who dere?“ – „It's Bob the beagle, our favorite laughing #stock.“

The cats looked @ each other & exploded
giggling, rolling on the floor, until Bob's ears folded.
Dumb birds, too, were cattily cackling, ignoring the risk. A whole flock…
#xss365 #limerick

Stan, the dachshund, jis snout already pepper and salt,
sniffed some poop which he saw as emotional assault.

He deduced that the perp there had to be

Otto, his sidewalk pug arch enemy. 

Stan's initial #synthesis proved to be without fault.

#vss365 #limerick
Senior pups FTW! Just saying… 🐾

A writer wannabe tried to secretly #conspire

with ChatGBT, lazily. Her „book“ got under fire

for being just cookie-cutter, for using AI:
„OMG, it’s so bad! Why did she do it, why?“
An unending outcry, asking why and even whyer!

#vss365 #limerick
The whyest! Lemme tell ya...

👏👏👏

I adore the cover, and even more the story! 😍

A rap producer was tired of even trying 2 feign

interest in his female charge, & gave her free #rein.

He didn’t take her seriously, just didn’t care.

So she entered a stage & rang in a new age.Watching her,
he saw his mistake, begging, „Stay! Gimme a break!“ But in vain.

#vss365 #limerick
Oops!

Pip, the Chihuahua, in my bed? Doesn’t even make me flinch.
But… when I try to move him, Pip wouldn't give an inch.

The mini pup can make himself heavy as a Great Dane

or a St Bernard. WTF? How…? It hurts my brain.

Each night we wrestle for space, ending up in a loving clinch.

#vss365 #Limerick

Cute puppy dressed puppy clothes

Sam (you know, another rescue puppy) really loved to dress.

Puppy coats, fluffy boots, the works… always looked a mess.

He was relentless, and took him a while.
At last though, Sammy got some #style.
Cute and fashionable and effortless!
#vss365 #limerick

Happy dog with very long tounge

Max was adopted from the shelter. His tongue was extencile,
drooly & floppy, with great #potential
to give puppy kisses galore,
After 3 days already (or 1 day more,
at the max), the love in the air around Max proved pestilencial

#vss365 #limerick
photo credit: Guinness World Records Limited 2025.