Matt Carpenter

two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field . ALT: two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .

"Bluesky is dying"

Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.

Timeline cleanse: Insta video of Allen Dershowitz being told by Martha's Vineyard police to stop harassing vendors or be charged with trespassing after three different sellers refused him service. 1/3

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Thou shalt not starve children.

This is a video of a bear on a trampoline. Whatever argument you may or may not have tonight is invalid.

a small white dog rests in the lap of their human. he has a nonplussed expression as he gives a high five in which his entire paw is making contact with the tip of his human's pointer finger.

This is Pea. He gives high fives like this because he is small. 12/10 (IG: wandoo._.pea)

Amazon review of Pride and Prejudice, left by carlton p morgan on 30 July 2010: "Just a bunch of people going to each other's houses"

Happy 15th anniversary of the peak achievement of literary criticism, to all who celebrate

STEWART: “I feel like I’m watching something so self-evidently inhumane and horrific and to be told I have to shut up because I risk the Jewish state by speaking out? I would say the opposite — they’re putting the likelihood of a surviving Jewish state much more at risk.”

The Sears Tower looking insanely creepy during a blackout, including the impression of a scary face topped by a crown of spikes. It looks like a giant humanoid evil robot or a demonic Minecraft creature.

"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!"

The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:

YouTube video by ABC News David Muir looks back on the life of jazz musician Chuck Mangione, who died at age 84

God damn it. Not feeling so good.

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YouTube video by forrestfire101 The Duck Song

HEY! Got any GRAPES? 🍇
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Trump couldn’t even get them to add the cocaine back. Pretty sad!

YouTube video by Billy Joe Shaver - Topic Black Rose

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Funny how “trimming the fat” means axing PBS, not the subsidy that helps billionaires write off their private jets.

A separate faster moving queue for people in coffee shops who only want to buy a black coffee, call it an espress lane.

A squirrel leaves a thank-you gift for the woman who feeds him every day... 🥺

Lost my Aunt 8 years ago today. Still really haven’t recovered. Some days I’ll see or hear things that make me think she’s there. Makes you wonder what’s coincidence and what’s not.

Experts agree: The concentration camps in El Salvador, Florida, and elsewhere would violate international law, if international law existed.

#Satire

water left in a glass overnight tastes bad because it gets haunted

CEO of Oreo Cookies: the oreo cookie is as important as oxygen

NYT David Marchese: Are you thinking or feeling any differently about what it means for you to be Jewish in, in this moment?

Mandy Patinkin: Yes, I am.

Forget about investigations, forget about an aim to establish the truth of what happened. By Jove, it was THE HAND OF GOD.

Some rotational action (‘gustnado’) in the ragged leading edge of gust front shelf. #abstorm 8:45 pm as seen from near Carseland AB.

YouTube video by Tony Joe White - Topic Boot Money

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Metadata Shows the FBI’s ‘Raw’ Jeffrey Epstein Prison Video Was Likely Modified There is no evidence the footage was deceptively manipulated, but ambiguities around how the video was processed may further fuel conspiracy theories about Epstein's death.

BREAKING: Metadata shows the FBI’s ‘raw’ Jeffrey Epstein prison video was likely modified.

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YouTube video by Waylon Jennings - Topic Honky Tonk Heroes

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'Pony up' has nothing to do with horses.

It probably comes from the Latin phrase ‘legem pone,’ found in Psalm 119 of the Bible.

It essentially meant “money down” and was invoked on March 25, which was the first payday of the year and the date when debts were settled.

Single-panel Nancy comic featuring Nancy lying in bed with a speech bubble reading "Actually yeah, maybe today, Satan" (probably not original text. LOL.)

MOOD

YouTube video by Sweathog - Topic Hallelujah

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What a smile! 😊 #bluesky

Sometimes you see articles about child math prodigies that turn out to be them proving an aesthetically pleasing but useless bit of trivia, but this looks like the first case (since Tao?) of a 17-year old girl solving a major open problem in a single author paper english.elpais.com/science-tech...