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Mariah Buckner

@mbee.bsky.social

πŸ‘¨β€πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘¦ πŸ“Iowa Omaha native who is never going back. Views are my own.

128 Followers  |  437 Following  |  111 Posts  |  Joined: 23.08.2023  |  2.2798

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19.09.2025 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know someone who worked a child porn case for the sheriff’s office. Said he was in a horrible place mentally for a long time afterwards.

10.09.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Flashback: Your Weekly History Quiz, Aug. 30, 2025 Can you sort 8 historical events?

Woohoo!

Flashback for August 30, 2025

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31.08.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It would have been one way to make β€˜em squeal.

30.08.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll attend, I hate hosting.

30.08.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Flashback: Your Weekly History Quiz, Aug. 16, 2025 Can you sort 8 historical events?

Flashback for August 16, 2025

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16.08.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Yuba Mundo longtail cargo bike parked facing to the left behind a red Ford Flex. 
The cargo bike has a long produce box and a pack of Clorox wipes lashed to the top of the rear rack. The left pannier is bulging with a large box within. The front basket has a box of rice packets and a sling bag under a bungee cargo net.

Yuba Mundo longtail cargo bike parked facing to the left behind a red Ford Flex. The cargo bike has a long produce box and a pack of Clorox wipes lashed to the top of the rear rack. The left pannier is bulging with a large box within. The front basket has a box of rice packets and a sling bag under a bungee cargo net.

It rained on me on the last mile of my trip home from Costco. There’s a 33 lbs bag of Traeger pellets in that box on the rear rack.
Holy crap is it humid out there, too. My phone says 77% humidity.

26.07.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s been great seeing all the bikes being used as transportation while in the twin cities area these last few days. Also used the light rail to get to the art fair. I can get to a lot by bike from home, but not nearly as easily as it seems to be for MPLS/StP folks.

19.07.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I believe he’s just really that selfish and wouldn’t ask about anyone else’s wellbeing. Staged or not.

03.07.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What size tires and what fenders are on that Space Horse? Mine came with 700x40 tires and am concerned about clearance if I added fenders.

30.06.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Two bicycle tires oriented horizontally with a wheel in the background. The top tire has more tread in the center whereas the bottom tire is almost smooth in the center.

Two bicycle tires oriented horizontally with a wheel in the background. The top tire has more tread in the center whereas the bottom tire is almost smooth in the center.

Rotated the tires on my bike. I’ve nearly jumped out of my skin each time the tire bead pops into place while re-inflating.

30.06.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same for me

19.06.2025 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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captain america says i understood that reference Alt: captain america says i understood that reference
05.06.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I did, too. But I’m terribly backlogged on my podcast listening. Apologies for the delayed affirmation.

02.06.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Costco pack of toilet paper stacked on a Costco pack of paper towels, both secured by bungee cords to the rear rack of a long tail cargo bike.

Costco pack of toilet paper stacked on a Costco pack of paper towels, both secured by bungee cords to the rear rack of a long tail cargo bike.

*plucks a bungee cord*
Well, this isn’t going anywhere!

01.06.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kid: πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ Dies of cringe
Me: Yessss!

26.05.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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an elderly woman is dancing in front of a building that says viral hog Alt: an elderly woman is doing the flossing dance in front of a pillar of a building

Kid: *picking his teeth from corn on the cob*
Me, starting to clear dinner table: Tonight’s a good night for flossing.
(Takes a beat)

26.05.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Behold! The Metatron!

11.05.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And who is this?!?!

09.05.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

08.05.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 28960    πŸ” 8175    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 767

I do the same. Unless the beer is an IPA. Then I make a pouty face while I put the beer back on the shelf.

05.05.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A four-pack of Bob Uecker-branded Usinger’s hot dogs

A four-pack of Bob Uecker-branded Usinger’s hot dogs

β€œTake and eat; this is my body.” - The Ueckarist

04.05.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 12744    πŸ” 1672    πŸ’¬ 396    πŸ“Œ 122
Plastic bottle of Diet Coke with the name β€œMariah” printed on the label

Plastic bottle of Diet Coke with the name β€œMariah” printed on the label

OMG I never see my name on stuff!

02.05.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 30.04.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 9339    πŸ” 947    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 34

I think a few would be appalled, and some would say β€œbetter than Biden” because they didn’t consider Biden to be a true Catholic because of he wouldn’t support anti-abortion laws.

30.04.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Reynolds' open-records lawsuit against the Register is disturbing and dangerous β€’ Iowa Capital Dispatch "Gov. Kim Reynolds’ lawsuit against the Des Moines Register is both unusual and dangerous for open government in Iowa."

Reynolds’ open-records lawsuit against the Register is disturbing and dangerous iowacapitaldispatch.com/2025/04/28/r...

29.04.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Flashback: Your Weekly History Quiz, April 26, 2025 Can you sort 8 historical events?

I NEVER get these right! πŸŽ‰

Flashback for April 26, 2025

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26.04.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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'Some dont's for the women bicyclist.'

A satirical 1895 article commenting on judgemental attitude towards women cyclists.

22.04.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 5

Had to copy some β€œDisclaimer” text into a work project and immediately read it like the first track on The Offspring’s album Ixnay on the Hombre. My brain is pickled in dated references.

18.04.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Any chance it’ll be more than 2.25% increase?

07.04.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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