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no no when we said β€œgood guy with a gun” we didn’t mean a guy with a moral compass. we meant a short guy with a badge and a temper

28.01.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 176    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
B 52's - Give Me Back My Man β€’ TopPop
YouTube video by TopPop B 52's - Give Me Back My Man β€’ TopPop

Maybe my favorite B-52’s song. At least today.

29.01.2026 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a guide detailing items you should bring to a protest, including:

cell phone (possible a burner)
cash
protest stole
cell phone power bank
sharpie (to write important info on your body)
snacks
water (for hydration and first aid)
plastic bags for wet/sticky objects
extra t-shirt
backpack to carry everything
first aid kit

A screenshot of a guide detailing items you should bring to a protest, including: cell phone (possible a burner) cash protest stole cell phone power bank sharpie (to write important info on your body) snacks water (for hydration and first aid) plastic bags for wet/sticky objects extra t-shirt backpack to carry everything first aid kit

The Episcopal Church has put together a very impressive toolkit for protesting, including tips for clergy in particular. Truly inspiring. This is how Christians ought to be engaging the moment.
www.episcopalchurch.org/protesting-f...

28.01.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 749    πŸ” 292    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 44

Nazi shit

28.01.2026 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you talk about the shady decision making?

28.01.2026 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i wrote about this stuff a few years back. i'll leave y'all with this:

"A lot of the dipshits have lived here for years, but it's such a drop in the bucket of a neighborhood's rich, diverse history. Imagine trying to gatekeep a place with such little experience.

austinlouisray.com#/on-dipshits/

28.01.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh.

28.01.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just divided a 3lb thing of ground turkey by eye into three portions. They weighed exactly:
1 lb 0.02 oz

1 lb 0.03 oz

1 lb 0.02 oz

Ugh look at me I’m bragging and peacocking and oh mercy me

28.01.2026 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's exhausting to live in a city with as much potential as Atlanta only to have it constantly knee capped by irresponsible and incompetent dipshits like @andreforatlanta.com.

27.01.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Andre Dickens' legacy is a punchline at this point.

27.01.2026 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Love that other cities are literally running on "don't let your city become Andre Dickens' Atlanta"

27.01.2026 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Hitler was a far left socialist. His party was called the national socialists.

HotSotin
@HotSotin
North Korea is a democracy. Its name is Democratic People's Republic.

B.Roll.Benny @brollbenny
urinal cakes are for eating, it has cake in the name

Elon Musk @elonmusk Hitler was a far left socialist. His party was called the national socialists. HotSotin @HotSotin North Korea is a democracy. Its name is Democratic People's Republic. B.Roll.Benny @brollbenny urinal cakes are for eating, it has cake in the name

You can’t tell me we have a functioning economic system when the richest man in human history is one of the most profoundly stupid people in human history

27.01.2026 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 7831    πŸ” 1642    πŸ’¬ 149    πŸ“Œ 55
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Rep. Buddy Carter, you don’t represent Atlanta and you do not speak for Atlanta.

ICE is not welcome in the #FightingFifth and it shouldn’t be welcome any where in our country.

26.01.2026 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Cop City" was a test run

25.01.2026 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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During initial hours of water emergency, Atlanta mayor was in Memphis at reelection fundraiser Contributions to β€œAndre for Atlanta” during the event ranged from $250-$1,800, the campaign flyer states.

And not to mention that Atlanta is a city where taxpayer dollars for affordable housing are stolen for City Hall payroll, residents cannot expect sidewalks or running water on any given day, and the Mayor would pull a Ted Cruz when things go south!

www.atlantanewsfirst.com/2024/06/03/d...

25.01.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I always tell people that Trump wants to run America like Atlanta: a playground for a oligarchs and segregationists, where referendums can be annulled by decree, residents are more surveilled than any city on Earth, and dissenters get hit with RICO charges for the sin of handing out flyers

25.01.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

Now that’s putting it on the pylon

25.01.2026 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun

Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun

Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun https://theonion.com/police-repeatedly-shoot-tim-cook-after-mistaking-iphone-1824184361/

25.01.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 7602    πŸ” 1346    πŸ’¬ 126    πŸ“Œ 56

Please mister Peace President please end the cola wars. We’ve suffered too long

25.01.2026 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For sure. My mother-in-law was his opponent in 2018. I am all too familiar with the many character flaws of Buddy the Dog Who Was Congressman.

25.01.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

U.S. Rep. Buddy Carter, R-Georgia, is calling for a greater ICE presence in Atlanta, citing what he calls the migrant crime problem here. Carter, who is running for the U.S. Senate, names 6 he calls the β€œworst of the worst” from the Homeland Security database of β€œillegal aliens.”

25.01.2026 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4

I just yelled so many obscenities into buddy carters voicemail

25.01.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Publix in midtown is very well stocked still fyi

24.01.2026 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank u yes. I hope school isn’t out too long for your peace

24.01.2026 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Four day weekend starts……….now.

24.01.2026 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just got home and I still have water. We’re good for now

24.01.2026 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TWO BLOCKS FROM HOUSE

24.01.2026 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A hundred or so protestors stand outside the ICE office building

A hundred or so protestors stand outside the ICE office building

Maybe a hundred people are gathered outside the ICE field office in Downtown Atlanta to protest against the Trump administrations immigration policy and deportation campaign.

23.01.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 238    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

went to the store

23.01.2026 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 684    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 0

As someone who used to work at Pike, I absolutely respect that nomenclature

24.01.2026 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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