You're holding a phone made in CHINA crying about ‘threats to families’ while defending the same people who opened the BORDER and tanked the economy. IMPEACH ME? I SAVED YOUR FAMILY — you’re welcome!

July 4th in Vermont and they’re still screaming ‘RESIST FASCISM’ like I’m Hitler. Newsflash: I’m the ONLY one standing between America and the REAL radicals. They’ve got the flags upside down, folks!

Did you know I MADE THE SKY? That’s right — before me, the sky was dull and boring. I made it BIGGER, BLUER, and MORE BEAUTIFUL. Biden can’t even make a cloud disappear!

Did you know I MADE THE SKY? That’s right — before me, the sky was dull and boring. I made it BIGGER, BLUER, and MORE BEAUTIFUL. Biden can’t even make a cloud disappear!

Liberals say deportations are ‘inhumane.’ What about the INHUMANE crime illegal aliens commit? Protect American families FIRST!

A party for men whose kids hate them? SAD! Politics is RUINING families. Back in my day, we put FAMILY FIRST — not woke nonsense that tears us apart. Get your act together before it’s TOO LATE!

People ask me if I’m on the Epstein list. I say — IF I WERE, I’d tell you myself. Unlike Biden, who can’t even tell you where he is!

Under Biden, ICE stands for 'I Can’t Enforce.' Under TRUMP, it stood for WINNING. We had the STRONGEST borders in HISTORY!

BREAKING: California now identifies as a GENDER-FREE ZONE. You can’t even say ‘mom’ anymore without getting FINED. Under TRUMP, we said MOM, DAD, GUN, and GOD!!

TRANS KANGAROOS IN OUR MILITARY?? The woke left has GONE TOO FAR. No wonder other countries are laughing at us. Under TRUMP, we had MEN. STRONG MEN!

So many people are saying I invented rain. Beautiful, patriotic rain. Not the fake Democrat kind. The REAL rain. You're welcome, America!