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Illustration of Aya Brea from parasite Eve pointing a gun at viewer

#parasiteeve
Aya brea!

A cat is seen riding a bus. They are standing up and have their front paws on the back of the front seat.

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

A Jack o’ Lantern carved to look like Haro Gundam

Just finished up my PG (Pumpkin Grade) 1:1 Haro!

Et tu, Professor?

I could just stop doing interviews and send this

Conserving their energy for the fight to come. Wise Gatos, they are.

Everyone knows D&D actually peaked at 3rd Edition. I will not be taking any questions at this time.

a photo of black kittens wearing adorable little bat wings

Good morning from these Halloween goblins

You have my sword.

A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

Pedocon theory remains undefeated.

Twitter post by Princess Jyggalag Of the Black Library (@_Jyggalag_) Warhammer Fantasy is so funny cause you'll look up the most powerfulmage in a faction and get people that look like mages and then for the lizardmen it's just this The this in question is a MASSIVE frog that looks like Lord Kroak.

discount alanis morissette (@the_meghaning) on Twitter says: "YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE SAYS MALE!" calm your tits, Carol, it also says seven fuckin pounds and a lot has changed since then

Diagram of an OceanGate Titan submersible with a dark humorous modification. The schematic shows the interior layout with passengers and pilot positions, but labels one area as "Saddam Husein" instead of a technical component, creating a morbid joke referencing the Titan submersible tragedy. Red lines overlay the figures, indicating that this is Loss

chat is this anything?

I find it absolutely wild that *anyone* was actually willing to say 'Well, a lot of young men have a Nazi phase in their youth" Like, that is just objectively a batshit insane thing to say!

no kings, only hoppips

Not getting a Nazi tattoo is literally the easiest thing in the world. I do it every day!

Need to turn that one into a sticker !

Against a background of fiery battle, a pink-haired femme in power armor with a large gun stands under a modified version of the WARHAMMER 40,000 logo reading TRANSGENDER 40,000.

GOTREKT

As someone with no interest or understanding of fashion, this comparison feels 100% correct.

lol, saw somebody with a Blood Angels t-shirt. You know things are bad when Imperium fans are libbing out.

A purple plush bat lined with the asexual flag colors!

Nananananananana ACE BAT!

Color identity via birds: Green: Giant flighess birds kick your enemies to death White: Lots of tiny birds peck your enemies to death Black: Feeding blood to your birds to make them better at violence Blue: Surrounding yourself with birds while you play solitaire Red: Strapping dynamite to your birds before you send them to your opponent 2 color: Boros (WR): Your tiny birds have unionized under a large, charismatic leader Selesnya (WG): Your birds have formed a commune focused on mutual aid and weightlifting

Golgari (BG): You are feeding small birds to your giant monster bird Gruul (RG): You give your birds cocaine and hammers Rakdos (RB): Juggalos have given your birds kerosene and matches Orzhov (WB): You are feeding birds into a woodchipper in exchange for guns and money Izzet (BR): Your birds have assembled a meth lab with zero safety precautions Simic (UG): You have genetically and surgically altered your birds to add crab claws and venom sacs Azorius (UW): Your birds have just returned from law school and are excited to practice Dimir (UB): Your birds are all zombie corvids

3 Color: Bant (WUG): Your birds are weightlifting lawyers and are aggressively enforcing HoA rules Naya (WRG): Your birds have liberated the zoo and are leading the other animals in glorious revolution Jund (BRG): Your birds have liberated exclusively the carnivores who are rapidly eating the zoo patrons Esper (WUB): Despite all outside advice, you and your birds have created The Torment Nexus Grixis (UBR): You sacrifice all of your birds in a grisly ritual to become a lich dragon Abzan (WBG): You indoctrinate your birds with Klingon battle-philosophy Jeskai (WUR): You have given your birds a new kind of steroids that trigger off co-dependence

Sultai (UBG): You are making giant "birds" from a dumpster of discarded biomedical waste Mardu (WBR): You raised every one of your birds to be Conan the Barbarian Temur (URG): Your birds have somehow summoned a giant flying snake that shoots lightning Anyone playing more than 3 colors is a Green player addicted to extreme couponing, or a Blue player who has decided they need the thrill of even bigger Crimes.

Inspired by @minovskyarticle.bsky.social getting into MtG and enjoying bird cards, I've created this extremely loose and silly primer on all the color identities.

A small black and white kitten with big round eyes looks curiously over the edge of a cardboard box.

When Uni was a kitten