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Wasted this whole year lowkey

The ultimatum is a crazy show

“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said

Can I be a brat and complain about the family vacation I’m about to go on bc it’s literally going to be demonic

The cinnabites from dominoes are deadlyyyy

I have this work meeting tomorrow that I know is gonna be explosive and hostile and I’m just not prepared lol

He thinks people are illegally immigrating from Canada to the US more than the other way round??? The brain worn got to him

Many things are disgusting about Nancy Mace. But the one I keep coming back to is her pretending to speak for survivors when she punches down on our most vulnerable. That is just abhorrent.

They’re like “we know y’all asked for better compensation but instead we’re just renaming “sick days” to “wellness days” so you don’t need a drs note ☺️”

I’m in a work meeting rn and they’re pissing me offf

It’s basically Facebook but 927337 more harmful

It just makes me sad bc I genuinely used to love it on there

twitter is really ass now like it’s seriously just bigot paradise and old people posting ugly ass AI art

Already muting and blocking on here <3 feels like home

I really don’t understand this whole ‘stay on Twitter and fight’ thing. You’re jousting with bots and reply guys and wading through ads it’s not Waterloo.

Anyone you see on your timeline right now praising RFK Jr. is a person you never need to take seriously on anything ever again.

It is difficult to overstate just how extreme, conspiratorial, and insane RFK’s views are, on vaccines, microchips & beyond. He’s Alex Jones in a suit.

I hate that “going the way of the dodo” means going extinct… it should mean being kind and cute and interesting… as dodos doubtlessly were…

already tired of the whiny threads from young men about how society forced them to become monsters because they put woke in the video games or whatever. back in my day you applied some guyliner, wrote some emo lyrics in a journal, and handled it

you’re KIDDING wtf

so am I allowed to threaten elons life on here orrrr

Anyone else using this as an excuse to just eat everything?