Brett Haddoak

Trump is 30 points underwater. Dems swept the special elections. People know the GOP is responsible for the shutdown. So the Dem Senators pulled out their big guns... and shot themselves in the foot.

This is what my personal hell looks like

Abcnews graphic: surreal moment as coyote drinks water from skylight window on top of Los Angeles hair salon (Image of exactly that, except the framing is canted and as a result it looks like a coyote imprisoned in a glass square a la the phantom zone from Superman)

I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone

The only real difference with the DoD training is "if you accept the $5 Starbucks gift card, you're going to prison for life"

Come to think of it, I believe almost every job I've ever had required training that had some version of "don't accept things from anyone, they're probably trying to buy you off to do crimes"

I had to sit though literal hours of training at the Department of Defense of why it's illegal to even accept a $5 Starbucks gift card

Every phone number I learned prior to 2004 still has a rock solid place in my brain.

Only 5 phone numbers since then have been given the same treatment.

I haven't thought of that in years, and now I wonder if I can find it

sunlight tariffs

I completely forgot she even existed

Used some AI detector tools on stuff I've written and it claimed 100% AI, so now I'm questioning my reality

well, now I'll have that No Doubt song in my head for the rest of the day

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

mRNA might well be one of the single greatest advances of medical science in human history.

We should fund these things, but idk

I feel like this is my future

Just want to take a moment to thank AI for ruining my love and usage of the em dash in writing

Just a reminder that Brendan Carr wrote a chapter of Project 2025, even though that violates the law which prohibits gov't officials from using their positions for political advocacy like that. www.techdirt.com/2024/07/23/f...

It appeared previous administration personnel were chiefly motivated by greed that fueled their corrupt behavior; where the current folks are just mask off fascist

Folks, I don’t know what end is up right now.

for sale: institutional spines. never used.

Mars Ulrich? The drummer from Metallica?

The only way anyone could possibly read this as suggesting “trans ideology” is if they were predetermined to reach that conclusion. Which suggests pressure to conform ideologically is making law enforcement worse at their jobs.

lol

lmao even

Jack in the Box sign on a pole with two sides of the square torn open.

not anymore

veni, beany, vici

hot take: a fold is a flip with an education. I will not be taking questions on this.

sure, at this point, why not

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bread