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men will literally carve a turkey on a postseason baseball broadcast before going to therapy

shout out to all my floor time enjoyers

BREAKING NEWS:

The Texas A&M police department confirms to Extra Points that the sandwich in question was “a pimento cheese” sandwich.

god i hope john smoltz is in the epstein files

person who's only seen the nationals bullpen watching another team: getting a lot of nationals bullpen vibes off this one

If you think that Kerry Carpenter is in Speier's head, let me tell you about another carpenter who "inspires heads."

i've never been inconvenienced before and i hope i never will be. it sounds terrible

SLS and kevin devine absolutely no notes

If I send this to the group chat it’s a green light for everyone to talk shit

too much crashing out at the email factory not enough panicking at the disco

Screenshot from Snoopy's wikipedia page showing his first comic appearance in Peanuts on October 4th, 1950

today is Snoopy's 75th anniversary 🥲

the other team’s ace ran out of underwear because they’ve been on the road for 12 days straight

no offense to the seattle mariners who i do like but am not rooting for but the believe / underdog thing doesn’t work when you’re the #2 seed with a bye

We allow the ACC to expand coast to coast and now the entire country is crab bucket, should’ve seen this coming

The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505

Heartbreaking: The Worst Manager You Know Just Made A Great Managerial Decision

no new pop culture until november 1! i’m busy!

i’m sorry there can’t be a new season of love is blind when it’s literally mlb postseason

They're calling it the longest day in WNBA history

rodney do u like mumbo sauce and cherry blossoms

they hate to see a girlboss winning

Cincinnati, Los Angeles, and Philadelphia logos spell CLAP

Jeb Bush: please

is it good if merely thinking about a baseball game 48 hours from now gives you extreme stomach pain. asking for a friend

yankees/red sox wild card series is going to turn me into a very bad person i fear

Landscape, by Joan Miró, 1968, 📸 by @EricEvansPhoto

That's Dan Lanning's first win over a top-five team on the road.

i am so happy about the football game

anyways i think max fried and chris bassitt should split the AL mvp

because i truly can’t help myself the AL mvp discourse has made me think about starting pitching and how should we value the rare breed of pitchers that call their own games