Whoops McCann

Zohran hosting a Wu Tang and GWAR double bill trying to pitch his message about free buses while behind him on stage Ghostface is drop kicking a space slug and Method Man and Blothar The Berserker are taking hits from a 12 ft tall bong that's fired up with a flamethrower

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

A screenshot of a twitter post from the bar Ivy and Coney. The image has a bottle of malort, thick it thickened water, and a mason jar of something that looks kind of like a fruit jelly. The text reads "Are you concerned your delicious Jeppson's malort doesn't linger long enough on your tongue? Our scientists have determined that this may be because it's too thin. Come experience the modern marvel that is Thick Malort"

Oh, so you've never had Thick Malort, then?

"The Cat Read the Emails First" (2025)
acrylic painting

By Ukrainian artist Nataliya Bagatskaya - n.bagatska [IG]

#art #painting #illustration #caturday

when it happens... I will be online ALL day. cancel my appointments. hold my calls. "what were you doing when you found out?" my grandchildren will ask. "the posts, children, I was reading the posts!!" I'll say, and we'll all crowd around my scrapbook containing the best ones

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

I think the premiere is just pent up aggression from Trump's 2nd term and their Paramount contract dispute which delayed it. PS They also did some cool COVID "movies" during the pandemic too where they jumped to the future to see where the characters were at. They have remained fresh and smart!

There is actually quite a bit. They went to complete season arcs about 10 years ago, actually avoided the whole trump thing in his 1st term, had Stan's family live on a weed farm for 4 years, and actually toned back the purile humour for quite some time.

If this Epstein controversy goes on much longer some Houthis are definitely getting bombed.

What a shit take. T2 was right there.

i wanna smoke the shit that makes you make death stranding

never call yourself a content creator or allow anyone else to call you that

This is the best team crossover video I've ever seen.

James Comey is not nearly cool enough to try to jizz up a coup

Why were the Cherry Poppin' Daddies allowed to have that name? Why didn't somebody say "No, you can't call yourselves that"

Screenshot of People Magazine article with photo of Queen Elizabeth Ii: “Queen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Fve Words.”

“Bustin’ makes me feel good”

Jason Kenney's post from before with the "memo" Tamara Lich: De-registered is not dead.

Jason Kenney mocking Tamara with "tis but a flesh wound" and a random guy posting "I can't believe I'm starting to like jason Kenney. What is happening"

Jason Kenney has been shitposting at the fringe Albertans and my god it's beautiful

Did you expect anything different from Habs fans?

You and the other 100 fans

You can't skip lunch

time to eat some msg (the spirit molecule)

I’m sorry

Minnesota is now South Manitoba. I don't make the rules.

Comes through when it mattered most!

kids meals are frequently chicken, there is an implicit understanding that chicken is the children's meat

Can we burn down the White House again?

Finally over here for good