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A silver Chevrolet Omega (think LHD Holden Commodore VT) parked on a street somewhere in São Paulo

I miss having a '90s RWD GM product around... Perhaps I should get this Chevy Omega that I've kept bookmarked on OLX.

3800 Series II and RWD is a hard combo to beat.

sp.olx.com.br/vale-do-para...

The back of the truck full of electronics that they steal in The Fast and the Furious (2001) consisting of a bunch of VCRs and digital video cameras and a prominently placed compact tv/vcr combo (like 10" screen). It was a joke for a while that all this stuff is worthless because everybody uses DVDs and stuff but now it's old enough to be valuable to collectors and enthusiasts

The vintage technology pricing inverted bell curve has almost come around to the point where the box truck heist in the first Fast and Furious movie makes economic sense again

You ever need anything, let me know. I still have a good bit of documentation around for the B-bodies.

Also, just in case you wondered about the squarebody tire fitment without lifting... This was mine, complete with (DOT legal) driving beam Hella light bar on the bumper.

Also, the factory tire size for a squarebody fits without rubbing, keeps an accurate speedo and will save you some cash too if you want all-terrains.

You just need to drop them down to about 20 psi for installation to get them between the rear skirts and brake drums. Air back to normal afterward.

A very large, white Buick Roadmaster wagon parked in front of a building.

I miss this thing a lot.

So, fun fact, this one has the factory thermal blocking windshield which was only available on cars originally delivered to the south + California, and it is literally impossible to replace with a like one because the thermal one has been out of production for 20 years...

Semi-related... A set of springs from a '78 Lincoln Continental with the 460 should get you roughly 2" of lift, front and rear, and fit on the factory perches...

I might have had all of this planned for mine prior to leaving the US.

As a former Roadmaster pilot, it's seriously the best American car of the 90s by a long shot. Literally the perfect road trip car, and my quick back-of-the-napkin math says a queen size mattress should fit in the back if you have the two rear rows folded...

CAR HEADLIGHTS THAT DON'T BLIND OTHER PEOPLE

When someone uses hamburgers per bald eagle instead of km/h

I JUST HAD A DOCTOR CONSULT CANCELLED BECAUSE I WAS RUDE TO THEIR AI INTAKE SOFTWARE. (I called it a "stupid computer.") I hate EVERYTHING

^this. I remember being so disappointed when Speedvision became SPEED.

I still want OG Speedvision back

There’s a reason that, if I ever become rich, y’all will all know because I’ll disappear into the mountains with an old Fiat Uno and a Selectric and nobody will see me online again. I’ll become a tech free Luddite and be happy.

Team mint all the way

Oh, far from it as we’re already seeing with the current fad du jour that’s ruining the good name of a very tasty crustacean, much less the rest of the smooth brains in the industry

Don’t send them to Excel in Space, it’s bad enough already

SSANGYONG SIGHTING!!!!

Gray walls, gray floors, gray ceilings, gray fixtures, gray appliances, gray home inspector, gray Realtor, gray real estate lawyer, gray grass, gray life, gray Earth, gray eternity. $1,300,000. Reference #44439

Real Estate: It’s Gray Time!

I need a Muppet College Gameday where the only human is Saban.

This van is proof that oversized driving lights work on everything

Eu também. Minha primeira vez em BH, almocei no Feijão meu primeira dia lá. Foi uma boa primiera impressão de MG para mim.

Fiat Uno Mille 1.0 Fire/ F.flex/ Economy 2P 2008 Raridade <br>Fiat uno com apenas 6 km rodados<br>Toda original <br>Pintura original <br>Básica <br>Faróis original <br>Lanterna original <br>Estepe original <br>Nota fiscal <br>Manual<br>Chave reserva...

Too rich for my blood, but if this really is an almost 0km Uno, it might almost be worth it.

Oh, my plan for when I do obtain French weirdness has always been to have an Uno as a backup.

The OG Uno, that is. To me, they're far more comfortable than the second-gen.

Nissan Sentra Gsx/ EX 1995 Carro excelente! Sou o segundo dono, conservadissímo, todo original, até o toca fitas está no lugar, bancos em ótimo estado, a tinta do veículo ainda é a original, uma relíquia, exportado do México, ...

It's literally a slightly newer version of my first car, but in black instead of white.

I think I need to go visit some old friends in BH, stop in at the restaurant Feijão, pick this thing up and then load the trunk with Guaramão before coming back to RJ.

I'd noticed the paint. Still, it's the closest wagon for a reasonable price, and they are pretty.

My budget is more Uninho than big French boat due to house at the moment, but dangit, I want it.

The Mineiros have discovered my other weakness... They already had me tempted with the best food in Brasil (outside the northeast), but they're reeling me in with the weird French cars.

Citroen C5 Tourer Exclusive 2.0 16V 5P Aut. 2009 Vendo Citroen C5, 83.000 km.<br>O carro é completo, incluindo ar condicionado, vidros e travas elétricas, sistema de som, conexão USB e bluetooth, retrovisor retrátil, banco de couro<br>Para mais info...

OLX quando eu estou buscando carros: "Vai no BH"

É verdade.

mg.olx.com.br/belo-horizon...

As a former resident of Argentina... Expecting anything to go quickly is asking a lot. 😂

I was lucky if Movistar had someone out within a week whenever I had issues with their internet.

A screenshot of Gran Turismo 7 featuring a yellow Renault Kangoo van in Correios Brasileros livery, with a wing, the front extremely lowered and the rear extremely raised, going around a turn at Interlagos.

Me, an idiot: "What if I make a Correios van in GT7?"
Also me, still an idiot: "I should make sure the driver is wearing Fluminense colors"