Big P

I’m sorry to hear he didn’t have the aneurysm we all hoped for

….and I hope your week gets better 🫡

I will be looking forward to your recollection of the match 👀

I’m getting 1970s advert warnings that you might accidentally electrocute yourself there. Hope you didn’t have a kite….

Went to London, West End Show cancelled and came home with COVID. Did see one of my best mates and had a shit of load of beer and a right laugh so you know, it’s not all bad.

Working away in Suffolk and just spent an amazing half hour with this magnificent specimen. Beef and ale washed down with @adnamssouthwold.bsky.social

Did a fair bit of planting in December, the only thing to come through so far are the summer drummer alliums. Think they will be huge 🤞🏻

Yeah we have too, we were hoping for a weekend of it then the rain came early yesterday, lots of it. Our big planter collapsed so I’ve had to move stuff into the garden. Reckon the rhubarb will come along better now. Next weekend looks ok weather wise so hoping we can get going again.

Our broccoli was ready for picking in the summer, we came to it the next day and it had been devoured entirely. Gutted.

I was mulching the strawberries today and found that they had started to flower, very odd. Productive few hours in the garden for the first time in weeks due to shit weather. Definitely good for the soul.

she forgot to mention she lives in a pineapple under the sea

Outstanding

Show us your Melania cinema ticket for 10% off dry cleaning today.

Dare you.

Anyone want to watch that film out of curiosity ?

No thought not

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Ten years since we lost a giant of broadcasting

The wrong one unfortunately.

Shame there isn’t a tea brand that rhymes with cunts

PG Tits

On this day, 2 years ago. I sat in bed and said to myself, 'Why haven't you finally made that compilation of Jim McDonald from Coronation Street, absolutely battering people to Motörhead? So I did.'

Enjoy! It will forever be my greatest contribution to society.

This beauty somehow got put to the back of the cupboard at my old gaff. Moved house in 2023 and rediscovered it tonight at the back of the cupboard, just over 4 years out of date. Looking forward to it later. It’ll be magnificent I’m sure.

A bloated, much-married, philandering, orange-coloured megalomaniacal narcissist, possibly mentally impaired later in life, Henry VIII died #OnThisDay 1547.

Cow hide rug

On 2nd thoughts, the cowhide rug was not the right rug for the bathroom...

They won't be laughing when they're wrongfully arrested in connection with a 1970s pub bombing

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Wonder if he will see any “Bustards” 👀

Yer…..?

A scene from Blazing Saddles where bad guys, including the Ku Klux Klan, are signing up to fight for Hedy Lamar

Countries signing up to the Board of Peace

My moneys on him 😂

Wouldn’t be saying that to his face 👀