Jeff Graham

It's fantastic

Every notice how these stories include two degrees of separation? It's never, "My mother died from the COVID vaccine." It's always, "I know someone whose mother does from the vaccine."

The man predicted the future and he told you exactly how it was going to happen, too

Scotland

I think it's hilarious that he doesn't realize that the more he talks, the guiltier he sounds.

Here he is, admitting that the whole Obama smoke screen is a "witch hunt."

And he always looks like he just smelled a fart.

This photo looks like the last thing you see just before you're roofied...

Reminds me of when Putin stole Robert Kraft's Super Bowl ring.

O. M. G.

When they ask him again, after all of the missing have been accounted for, he's going to say that they aren't going to dwell on the past and they'll focus on improving things for the future.

"Sliding" into fascism? We're in a full-blown free fall without a parachute.

Quick, someone use this as a voice over for the Jan 6 attempted coup footage.

Bessent always looks like he just smelled a fart...

Don't worry. If this bill goes back to the Senate and Murkowski flips to a Nay, Collins will flip to Aye in spite of her "concerns."

Does this mean that the "babies come from the stork" crowd must be equally represented in maternity stories?

Same energy...

What? I'm just a poor caveman who was unfrozen after millennia encased in ice. I don't know much of your world, but I do know that President Circus Peanut is infallible, and I will break the law if necessary to support his fascist agenda.

Perfect. No notes.

Well, if they watch Fox "News", I'm sure they're terrified of being in a city of 1,000,000 people.

There is an acceptable amount of rat hair in processed foods.

Hey, @bsky.app, why do I have to turn off the Autoplay Videos function every single time I login? Why doesn't it remember my settings?

When I was a child, Jack Klugman told my brothers and me to stop playing on the hotel elevator.

He is not raising a question. He did not ask, "Are some of these protestors paid agitators?" He stated it as fact.

Spot on...

Miller is not Sauron. He is Grima Wormtongue: a true milquetoast who is nothing without a powerful and evil enabler.

Absolufuckinglutely
perfect 👇

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I'm guessing after 1:00 AM