ICE vs. NSW Police. Spot the difference.
10.02.2026 04:40 โ ๐ 343 ๐ 176 ๐ฌ 38 ๐ 12@toastpoast.bsky.social
(AL-va) Novelty oversized girlfriend. Proud parent to Spicy Fruit Toast, a small tortoiseshell cat. I like to build and paint tiny spacemen ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ she/her
ICE vs. NSW Police. Spot the difference.
10.02.2026 04:40 โ ๐ 343 ๐ 176 ๐ฌ 38 ๐ 12Yeah it would probably end up being more cost effective to make my own too, in addition to the โnot killing my wifeโ thing
10.02.2026 04:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Thats what I been SAYINGG
08.02.2026 21:15 โ ๐ 78 ๐ 34 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1I love granola but I love my wife more and I donโt like to bring things into the house that can kill her. Maybe make just one kind of granola without the god damn seeds in it!
10.02.2026 04:29 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Gonna become a sicko and start making my own granola because every kind of fuckass granola in the store has sunflower seeds and/or oil in it and my wife is allergic to sunflowers ๐ค
10.02.2026 04:27 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0An illustration of an iguanodon stabbing another dinosaur in the neck with its thumb spikes, captioned โTALK DUMB, GET THE THUMBโ
Iguanodon!
09.02.2026 22:16 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Why are so many platforms punishing adults for wanting to be adults instead of just making parental controls and telling parents to monitor their own kids.
Why is discord rolling out a "teen by default" mandatory ID system. Why the fuck do you need that information. Why are you making this my issue
Watching the snowboarding with my dad and heโs annoyed that I keep laughing whenever the chyron says โSTANCE: GOOFYโ
09.02.2026 05:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Late last year I had to drop a client and I felt really bad about it at the time. Her husbandโs favourite author was Steven Pinker, who Iโm now learning is both a huge transphobe and in the Epstein files ๐ฌ I no longer feel bad!
07.02.2026 03:07 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart
05.02.2026 21:17 โ ๐ 4070 ๐ 992 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Get this: the Israeli presidentโs visit will be so divisive, according to NSW Police, that the appropriate response is to ban all public assemblies while heโs here, rather than, say, him not coming.
03.02.2026 11:32 โ ๐ 523 ๐ 205 ๐ฌ 20 ๐ 7Also what is the joke here, can you tell me? I donโt get it but I like jokes!
31.01.2026 14:23 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0No Iโm pretty sure people who make racist jokes are being racist
31.01.2026 14:21 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Thereโs an interview I saw with him where heโs wearing his dumb cowboy hat and very clearly stoned as hell. Heโs talking about cutting circles vs rectangles in walls with a lightsaber and it fucking rules. This is the man George Lucas trusted with Star Wars and he was right to do so
30.01.2026 00:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0People gotta realise they can just not watch stuff if they donโt like it. Iโm not the biggest fan of Filoni but I admire his earnestness and I do think he ultimately does โgetโ Star Wars
30.01.2026 00:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A tortoiseshell cat sitting on top of a computer tower. She is dangling her front paws over the edge
logging on
29.01.2026 07:29 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Youโve got to love how actress Kelly Marie Tran, one of the most harassed people ever to be on the internet, still leapt up to defend trans people in a recent interview. No one would blame her for keeping her head down and shutting up forever but she will NOT and I admire her for it โญ
26.01.2026 22:23 โ ๐ 5392 ๐ 1131 ๐ฌ 21 ๐ 69โฆpardon?
27.01.2026 05:02 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I live in one of the colder parts of the state and it still got up to 41ยฐ today. Itโs currently 27ยฐ
26.01.2026 11:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0TASTE THE BACK OF MY CRYSTAL FIST / TASTE THE BACK OF MY CRYSTAL FIST
25.01.2026 11:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yeah all the ones I was thinking of were Victorian, as you say itโs good that theyโre gone
23.01.2026 10:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I meant โfull ofโ but full on kind of works too
23.01.2026 08:58 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Probably because itโs full on transphobes ๐
23.01.2026 08:54 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I donโt know if thatโs a script they have to follow or if he just said that
22.01.2026 03:51 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Still thinking about the guy in the KFC drive thru who told me โhave a zinger day and Iโll KF see you laterโ
22.01.2026 03:50 โ ๐ 17 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Artwork of a Stegosaurus gleefully bounding after a monarch butterfly. The Stegosaurus has orange and black patterning that matches the butterfly and the plates on its back look like monarch wings.
"Butterfly Effect" is by far my favorite piece I've ever drawn. I know I keep sharing it, but I just hope it brings joy when people see it.
(Plus I don't have a whole lot of new art to share.)
#paleoart #sciart
The kids are calling getting shot with a sniper rifle in FPS games "getting kirked" and I think that's beautiful
16.01.2026 22:53 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0HBD!
16.01.2026 22:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hi Iโm my housemateโs boyfriend whoโs โnice if you get to know himโ
02.01.2026 07:59 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0โโฆwe assume sentience IS speechโ god damn George Lucas was accidentally prescient here
02.01.2026 04:30 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0