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(AL-va) Novelty oversized girlfriend. Proud parent to Spicy Fruit Toast, a small tortoiseshell cat. I like to build and paint tiny spacemen ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ she/her

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ICE vs. NSW Police. Spot the difference.

10.02.2026 04:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 343    ๐Ÿ” 176    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

Yeah it would probably end up being more cost effective to make my own too, in addition to the โ€˜not killing my wifeโ€™ thing

10.02.2026 04:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thats what I been SAYINGG

08.02.2026 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 78    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I love granola but I love my wife more and I donโ€™t like to bring things into the house that can kill her. Maybe make just one kind of granola without the god damn seeds in it!

10.02.2026 04:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gonna become a sicko and start making my own granola because every kind of fuckass granola in the store has sunflower seeds and/or oil in it and my wife is allergic to sunflowers ๐Ÿ˜ค

10.02.2026 04:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An illustration of an iguanodon stabbing another dinosaur in the neck with its thumb spikes, captioned โ€œTALK DUMB, GET THE THUMBโ€

An illustration of an iguanodon stabbing another dinosaur in the neck with its thumb spikes, captioned โ€œTALK DUMB, GET THE THUMBโ€

Iguanodon!

09.02.2026 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why are so many platforms punishing adults for wanting to be adults instead of just making parental controls and telling parents to monitor their own kids.

Why is discord rolling out a "teen by default" mandatory ID system. Why the fuck do you need that information. Why are you making this my issue

09.02.2026 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 150    ๐Ÿ” 60    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Watching the snowboarding with my dad and heโ€™s annoyed that I keep laughing whenever the chyron says โ€˜STANCE: GOOFYโ€™

09.02.2026 05:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Late last year I had to drop a client and I felt really bad about it at the time. Her husbandโ€™s favourite author was Steven Pinker, who Iโ€™m now learning is both a huge transphobe and in the Epstein files ๐Ÿ˜ฌ I no longer feel bad!

07.02.2026 03:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart

05.02.2026 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4070    ๐Ÿ” 992    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get this: the Israeli presidentโ€™s visit will be so divisive, according to NSW Police, that the appropriate response is to ban all public assemblies while heโ€™s here, rather than, say, him not coming.

03.02.2026 11:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 523    ๐Ÿ” 205    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Also what is the joke here, can you tell me? I donโ€™t get it but I like jokes!

31.01.2026 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No Iโ€™m pretty sure people who make racist jokes are being racist

31.01.2026 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thereโ€™s an interview I saw with him where heโ€™s wearing his dumb cowboy hat and very clearly stoned as hell. Heโ€™s talking about cutting circles vs rectangles in walls with a lightsaber and it fucking rules. This is the man George Lucas trusted with Star Wars and he was right to do so

30.01.2026 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People gotta realise they can just not watch stuff if they donโ€™t like it. Iโ€™m not the biggest fan of Filoni but I admire his earnestness and I do think he ultimately does โ€œgetโ€ Star Wars

30.01.2026 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A tortoiseshell cat sitting on top of a computer tower. She is dangling her front paws over the edge

A tortoiseshell cat sitting on top of a computer tower. She is dangling her front paws over the edge

logging on

29.01.2026 07:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Star Wars actor says โ€˜trans rights are human rightsโ€™ when asked about Harry Potter Kelly Marie Tran said โ€˜trans rights are human rightsโ€™ when the topic of JK Rowling's Harry Potter series was mentioned in an interview.

Youโ€™ve got to love how actress Kelly Marie Tran, one of the most harassed people ever to be on the internet, still leapt up to defend trans people in a recent interview. No one would blame her for keeping her head down and shutting up forever but she will NOT and I admire her for it โญ

26.01.2026 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5392    ๐Ÿ” 1131    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 69

โ€ฆpardon?

27.01.2026 05:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I live in one of the colder parts of the state and it still got up to 41ยฐ today. Itโ€™s currently 27ยฐ

26.01.2026 11:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TASTE THE BACK OF MY CRYSTAL FIST / TASTE THE BACK OF MY CRYSTAL FIST

25.01.2026 11:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah all the ones I was thinking of were Victorian, as you say itโ€™s good that theyโ€™re gone

23.01.2026 10:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I meant โ€˜full ofโ€™ but full on kind of works too

23.01.2026 08:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Probably because itโ€™s full on transphobes ๐Ÿ˜”

23.01.2026 08:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t know if thatโ€™s a script they have to follow or if he just said that

22.01.2026 03:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Still thinking about the guy in the KFC drive thru who told me โ€œhave a zinger day and Iโ€™ll KF see you laterโ€

22.01.2026 03:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Artwork of a Stegosaurus gleefully bounding after a monarch butterfly. The Stegosaurus has orange and black patterning that matches the butterfly and the plates on its back look like monarch wings.

Artwork of a Stegosaurus gleefully bounding after a monarch butterfly. The Stegosaurus has orange and black patterning that matches the butterfly and the plates on its back look like monarch wings.

"Butterfly Effect" is by far my favorite piece I've ever drawn. I know I keep sharing it, but I just hope it brings joy when people see it.

(Plus I don't have a whole lot of new art to share.)

#paleoart #sciart

12.12.2024 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4954    ๐Ÿ” 1347    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 120    ๐Ÿ“Œ 38

The kids are calling getting shot with a sniper rifle in FPS games "getting kirked" and I think that's beautiful

16.01.2026 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HBD!

16.01.2026 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hi Iโ€™m my housemateโ€™s boyfriend whoโ€™s โ€œnice if you get to know himโ€

02.01.2026 07:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œโ€ฆwe assume sentience IS speechโ€ god damn George Lucas was accidentally prescient here

02.01.2026 04:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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