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This is important context from Julie K. Brown.

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".... Mr President, what do you call an act like that?"

"It's actually a brilliant name, everyone says, they tell me 'sir we love the name, just love it', but we call it the Aristocrats."

at least for today theres nothing more i want from life than to have someone attend the white house press briefing and ask

"Can the white house confirm that President Trump has performed fellatio on former President Bill Clinton?"

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/

Classic NY Times: powerless underage victim is actually the scheming perp; much-older member of the US Congress is actually a passive victim

"Ace Combat 7" game box for the Xbox One rebranded as "Nonce Combat 7 - Files Unknown".

I hate it when a shitpost I make immediately becomes relevant.

mandatory corporate training suggestion: how to hold a microphone properly when your boss surprises you with a department presentation.

Loosely holding it at your waist pointing vaguely upwards is a regular difficulty it seems.

Really wild how all these Harvard scientists and mathematics guys constantly talked about how Jeffrey Epstein was this brilliant, "misunderstood" man and then you read his emails and he's clearly a barely literate lecher, extremely easy to understand

Not exactly a bombshell here but I guess I’m convinced now that Epstein was killed to protect Trump

wife and i have been watching Game of Wool, like bake off for knitting.

we are in agreement that one of the challenges should be "knit a sweater in 12 hours. we will be releasing a dozen kittens into the room while you do so."

a bearded Tatsuya Nakadai in Harakiri on the left side of the frame, seen through the ribs of a parasol

closeup on an older Tatsuya Nakadai in Heat Wave, face slightly turned (almost in profile but not quite) with a colorful stained glass window behind him

young evilly grinning Tatsuya Nakadai in Yojimbo, to the left of a window belching flames into the top of the frame

gorgeous closeup on Tatsuya Nakadai in Sword of Doom wearing a ronin hat, a wide-brimmed hat made of bamboo with a chin strap, the light filtering through it onto his face.

hearing reports out of Japan that Tatsuya Nakadai has passed away at 92. RIP to a legit legend.

"How likely are you to recommend this urgent care location?" Yeah bro, yeah, for real, it's awesome, go do like I did and fuck your hand up with a hedge trimmer you gotta check this place out.

I hope Kim Davis has the life she deserves.

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Let's Check In With People Who Threatened To Leave Zohran Mamdani's NYC | Defector When Zohran Mamdani upset Andrew Cuomo to win the New York City Democratic mayoral primary in June, it led to a lot of histrionics. The usual fear tactics against a young Muslim democratic socialist h...

Let’s check in with people who threatened to leave Zohran Mamdani’s NYC: defector.com/lets-check-i...

INTERESTING TIMES WITH ROSS DOUTHAT Mamdani's Victory Is Less Significant Than You Think

we can chalk it up to youth and inexperience but the biggest mistake the mamdani campaign made was winning by 8.8% and not 1.5%, which is the margin needed for the media to say it’s a total mandate

Photo of NBC’s exit poll data (from my work laptop, lol) showing Mamdani splitting the straight vote equally with Cuomo, but taking the LGBTQ+ vote by more than 5:1. Even though the LGBTQ+ slice is only 14% of the population, they were a LANDSLIDE in his favor.

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

rest assured, schumer and jeffries are working around the clock to come up with a plan for squandering this opportunity

Spanberger v. Earle-Sears exit poll Men 18-29: Spanberger 56%; Earle-Sears 42%

A moment of silence, please, for the "young men are all MAGA now" narrative.

(Source: www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...)

so we never have to hear from andrew cuomo again right

right?

to anyone thats surprised at CNN doing the rehabilitating Cheney obit, keep in mind that hos bullshit got them AMAZING ratings. of course theyre gonna softball it. they were as culpable in it as anyone

ok sure. you hate andrew cuomo because he’s an unlikable slimy creepazoid with an adversarial relationship to the people he would govern…..but what if i told you a bunch of other slimy creeps with identical worldviews said to vote for him. does that change your mind

Cuomo Makes 11th-Hour Pass At Female New Yorkers

Cuomo Makes 11th-Hour Pass At Female New Yorkers

YouTube video by Tom Cardy Not Quite Almost Christmas Time - (Official Video)

This is a very difficult time of the year for many people. If you see friends or loved ones starting to eye those christmas decorations, please share this message of support.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap9G...

now begins again the adventure of "which time zone will the cats demand the morning feeding on"

and since tech companies dont speak any other language right now, shamefully, I'll just throw out that this is a perfectly helpful data marker for an AI engine. It can find trends or something. It is not that hard.

and I know you can use "not interested", and then under that tell them why and say you've already watched it, but you're just obfuscating the key data point that could be *actually valuable to a recommendation engine*. I might have *loved* the video and am interested, but *I've seen this one.*

i've said many times the main thing that youtube recommendations needs is a word filter.

second place is an option for "mark as watched", because even shit i've seen in the past few days with the full little red bar under it, it likes to needlessly recommend for weeks at a time.

Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. We're on the Defiant I think, or maybe a runabout shuttle, the lights are dim. We see Jadzea Dax in Starfleet uniform, a humanoid alien who has lil tattoo looking marks up around her neck and through the forehead. Here she's making a scary angry face at the camera. Closed caption reads, "Boo!"