A Very Stable Milking Stool

I love Jesus

Hello @opatheist.bsky.social, I hope you are enjoying Penis Class and that you get a good grade.

I had forgotten that Tons was here.

@tons-of-mice.bsky.social, I love you in a non gay way and I have a lovely penis. Tell OA that I will donate my lovely Penis to her Penis Museum when I pass away.

Interesting times.

We are all witnessing, and are part of, history in the making.

Unfortunately, it's the "wrong" type of history.

All those long gone people from 1930s Germany, who you all asked "How did they not know?"... Yeah. Hold their Beer...

#Trump #Fascism #EpsteinFiles

Mandelson’s Fifth Column The British government’s business department exists to undermine democracy.

1. In 2009 I wrote this. I argued that Peter Mandelson's department “functions as a fifth column within government, working for corporations to undermine democracy and the public interest.”
This thread explains what I saw, and reaches a startling conclusion.🧵
www.monbiot.com/2009/05/04/m...

"@Grok is this true?"

I was bored, but then membeberried that you're a dick.

,

I'm gonna go Old Stylee and colonise you.

@bionicdance.bsky.social
.. you fancy a bit of good old British colonisation?

"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."

This ⬆️

The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same

'Muricans 🙄

They can rewrite it until the cows come home.

It is, and always has been, just a piece of paper that is utterly meaningless unless *they all* adhere to it.

BREAKING:
They don't. They never will.

Oh, and his bullshit game will just be pics of 12-year-old Japanese lgirls in school uniforms.

Prove me wrong...

It's time, yet again, for me to remind you all that in 1959 a famous NAZI Rocket Scientist, Wernher von Braun(!), wrote a fictional story called "Project Mars", about how humans would colonize Mars.

The person who governed Mars would be known as "The Elon".

I've come to the conclusion that everyone on BSky who's from The UK is 12.

Twitter isn't going to be "banned" here.

Stop believing the absolute shite you read in The Telegraph and The Daily Heil, you gullible simpletons 🙄

Now that Trump and Vance and unapologetically murdering US citizens you don’t hear about the Epstein files anymore.

When he's finally dead/imprisoned, I have to wonder what these Tiny-Dicked AmmoSeuxual Racists who are LARPING as Law Enforcement Officers will do for future employment 🤔

Unlike their Grifting TV Heroes, they sure as fuck won't be getting a Gig on FOX News.

#Minnesota @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social

I'm fine, you silly sausage 😜
Totally ok. 100%.
Saturn V 🚀

Why do you have a curved, green,circumcised, ejaculating penis as your profile pic?

Green is weird.

HELLO!!!

HAVE YOU FALLEN DOWN?

WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?

two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse . ALT: two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse .

A mere flesh wound

I'm not a Dr, obvs, so cNt self:diagnose...

Having the most bizarrely amazing dreams during the past 72 hours and I think it's due to the blood loss after my "axe incident" the other day.

Can't go into the specifics, but when I awaken from these dreams my penis is like a Saturn V Rocket 🚀

Bugger.

You said it as I hit SEND 🤦‍♀️

@mrjamesob.bsky.social | @lbc.co.uk

Fun Fact:
To fix the problem with Grok being able to "nudify" kids, Elmo has made that function available only to people who *pay* for Twitter

Who wants to lend me a tenner for tomorrow night?

It is with a great sense of irony that I can report the following:

On Xmas Day, this year, I did one of my biggest Xmas Poos ever.

Even bigger than that one I did back in February.

4?

Stand by..

I am now going to colonize you...

@bionicdance.bsky.social

Apparently it is your Bidet today.

Happy Bidet, you fat old Lezzy Minger.

We should breed.
We could rule the world.

/MoustacheTwirl