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Andy Schauer

@schauer.bsky.social

film and TV lawyer / husband / dad / jew / Twins and Dodgers fan / hopeful person of conscience

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Iโ€™m not sure what the perfect form of government looks like but having a โ€œyeet the freaks away from the levers of powerโ€ button is gonna be essential.

08.02.2026 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there are also so many ai slop videos out there of ice agents chasing people in ridiculous costumes, etc.

got got by one of those a week or two ago, i'm embarrassed to say

05.02.2026 19:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just innocent men

03.02.2026 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Should add: Your statement can't be a lie.

So many of these guys are like "uhh i didn't talk to him after 200X" and then it's like "oh yeah except for all the times we celebrated major holidays and each other's birthdays between then and now"

03.02.2026 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ahhhh @nerdjpg.com - 10m: "What movie should I watch to distract myself from the agonies"

Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social - 10m: "We're watching 'Best in Show' and I'm getting my whole life!!!!!"

Ahhhh @nerdjpg.com - 10m: "What movie should I watch to distract myself from the agonies" Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social - 10m: "We're watching 'Best in Show' and I'm getting my whole life!!!!!"

perhaps this bit of timeline serendipity will help u? cc @theferocity.bsky.social

01.02.2026 00:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Q&A: The Minnesota Timberwolves chaplain who wants NBA stars to melt ICE without slipping Matt Moberg's righteous fury with Donald Trump's immigration crackdown went viral. But he preaches empathy for the NBA stars figuring out how to stand for others without losing themselves.

new: Minnesota Timberwolves chaplain and activist Matt Moberg FaceTimed me from an ICE blanketed parking lot about his empathy for Anthony Edwards, Wemby's provocative statement about the Spurs, and the value (if any) of athletes speaking out.

we ended early because ICE tried to arrest his mom.

30.01.2026 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1385    ๐Ÿ” 519    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29

3rd panel could also be โ€œthe exact same leftistsโ€

30.01.2026 03:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Onion coverage slaying the msm right now

30.01.2026 03:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Donโ€™t Care About

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Donโ€™t Care About

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Donโ€™t Care About https://theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-being-blamed-for-cowardice-on-issues-1847675639/

30.01.2026 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7900    ๐Ÿ” 2085    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 65    ๐Ÿ“Œ 67
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Order your Faves on my Digital Cookie Site Today That's right! You can order your favorite Girl Scout Cookies from me online, all while helping my troop and I do great things in our community and beyond! Check it out.

A friend shared with me a girl scout cookie link from a group that's having a hard time selling in Minneapolis right now.
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop5...

29.01.2026 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 667    ๐Ÿ” 562    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 75    ๐Ÿ“Œ 109

about time netflix picked up some @chucktingle.bsky.social IP

28.01.2026 20:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"it's below freezing and things are frozen... has anyone else ever seen anything like this???"

28.01.2026 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
28.01.2026 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of an X.com post by The Associated Press (@AP) stating that dozens of immigrant families protested for better treatment behind fences at a Texas detention facility, where a 5-year-old Ecuadorian boy and his father were sent after being detained in Minnesota. Below is a video thumbnail showing a crowd gathered outdoors along a fenced walkway; many people wear bright blue or red outerwear, and some hold signs.

Screenshot of an X.com post by The Associated Press (@AP) stating that dozens of immigrant families protested for better treatment behind fences at a Texas detention facility, where a 5-year-old Ecuadorian boy and his father were sent after being detained in Minnesota. Below is a video thumbnail showing a crowd gathered outdoors along a fenced walkway; many people wear bright blue or red outerwear, and some hold signs.

After being held in two of them as a boy, I fought for decades urging America to never again build concentration camps and put human beings in them. It breaks my heart to watch this happen twice now in my own lifetime.

27.01.2026 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35862    ๐Ÿ” 12871    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 638    ๐Ÿ“Œ 339
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"You raise your voice, I erase your voice."

ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY

27.01.2026 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11358    ๐Ÿ” 6151    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1308    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1670
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a man with long hair is standing in front of a mirror and looking at himself . ALT: a man with long hair is standing in front of a mirror and looking at himself .

the Democrats? folding???

26.01.2026 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ralph wiggum was based on jd vance

26.01.2026 00:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alex Pretti.

May his memory be a blessing.

25.01.2026 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

jesus could never

19.01.2026 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œb-but muh lebensraumโ€

19.01.2026 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m so sorry youโ€™re going through this. I think weโ€™re about the same age but Iโ€™m at least a passable dad so if you need anyone to say or do dad stuff just let me know โค๏ธ

16.01.2026 16:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same as itโ€™s always been

16.01.2026 15:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The remaining 99% of them all have to do with Trump lol

13.01.2026 02:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man speaking into a microphone with the word good written on his face ALT: a man speaking into a microphone with the word good written on his face
13.01.2026 01:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
NBC News headline: demands grow for ice accountability but Trump administrative cutbacks leave fewer options

NBC News headline: demands grow for ice accountability but Trump administrative cutbacks leave fewer options

Ah! Well, nevertheless

10.01.2026 05:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oy vey!!

09.01.2026 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the U.S. constitution works great as long as no one ever wants to use the rights it bestows

09.01.2026 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how is anyone/everyone involved with the U.S. federal government not having a collective "oh WE'RE the bad guys" moment?

09.01.2026 16:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the mind boggles.

09.01.2026 06:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was it 17 pieces of flair?

09.01.2026 06:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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