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Stress of my day: my pictures are used in a YouTube video about scp drama and all the comments are about how everyone in the video is chopped

Marge Simpson sits on the couch in the Simpsons family living room. She says "do you feel inert, like a spectator to your own life-" She begins to dissolve into smoke, as does the couch. "-a thing passing on rails outside your window as you sit there and watch?" Marge and the couch continue to fade away, half the couch is gone now, Marge's upper half fully gone. "You don't have to die to become a ghost." Marge's body and the couch are gone, but her face stares blankly out of the wall.

Marge

Face +scent

Well, fuck. Revoking any and all Peripeteia recommendations (and I wish I could un-back it on Kickstarter) based on the very thinly veiled transphobia from the dev (the first one in the screenshots here).

I hate this.

trying to hone in on the abbot's design

I like Stephen King’s short story “The Jaunt” a lot, but I think it ought to be classed as a novella really. It’s longer than you think.

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Then what the fuck is the point of you

Real quick just want to remind everyone that Graham Linehan is a deranged bigot

i wish they’d let gregg turkington run a one-man broadcast booth for a football game. he’d just call every field goal attempt good and then go back to talking about the lettering on the jerseys

He didn’t because he’s gay (confirmed by death)(the bad type of gay)

seems pretty gay (homosexual) behavior to die by a throat bullet

if i was shot in the throat i would’ve been okay

He claims to be against gay rights but a man got him squirting.

"...who he didn't want to fuck. they're called autogynephiles, brendan. so whenever you hear one of the tall goth girls at lunch go 'oh she watches evangelion, that's so agp' you know that's short for autogynephile."

In progress something awful forum thread: credburn Runa posted: "It couldn't have been the difficulty or the length of the game that threw you off" I grew up hating Chrono Trigger because of one of those childhood grievances that got attached to something else. Like, I think it began as one of those things where I had Secret of Mana and the other kid had Chrono Trigger and we got into an argument about which was better but it resulted in me getting punched in the face and I think my pogs got stolen. Then I go on the Internet and you know how fandom is, you criticize one or two things about the game and everyone jumps on you, it felt like being assaulted and having my pogs stolen again. Two bad experiences around voicing a not-even-that-negative opinion about Chrono Trigger, for the next twenty years my brain just associated that game with angry shitty experiences. At PAX West a few years ago my (now ex) partner and I lost in a game show thing because I failed to properly identify a music piece from Chrono Trigger, and none of this would have happened if I just played and enjoyed the game like the demographic datum that I am.

Static Rook: Dumped for not knowing Chrono Trigger music. That's cold.

credburn: She left me for a guy who, no joke, the first time I felt threatened by him was when he and my ex bonded so hard over Chrono Trigger. Nevermind, Chrono Trigger is nothing but bad memories for me

new goon legend has appeared

Yezera, from the fangame Pokemon Tectonic #pokemon #pokemonart

a frowning Shaq issuing a technical foul captioned when the murderer starts being mean to Columbo

😤

Sainsbury's Corn Flakes from 1973 superimposing a outlined sun witha face over fields of wheat and corn

bring back the Wicker Man Corn Flakes

the richest man in the world buying a presidential election, getting run out of the administration for being a weird diva, then pivoting to jerking it to anime cartoons full time is somehow more Roman than anything that ever happened in Rome

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cillian murphy in breakfast at Pluto

cillian murphy in peacock

I forgot there's not one but TWO movies based on the idea "cillian murphy makes a pretty girl"

well, called that

www.kenklippenstein.com/p/read-elias...

If Will and Hannibal just touched tips it would have saved so many lives

Danny Devito would offer us a nice egg in this trying time but Trump took egg

the classic burger king chicken sandwich — the long boy — is underrated in the fast food chicken sandwich game

the long awaited sequel?
happy 413 :) #homestuck

a bluesky search for "penisfartballs" that is showing a single result, my post from 2/22/2024 that reads "okay but the cards against humanity card that says penisfartballs... that's freaking random! 🤪"

I'm the only one brave enough to talk about this?

we discovered a new kind of space. they said it couldn't be done, we'd fired too many scientists, but we did it. the guys at north central opened some doors and now there's a new kind of space and it's all ours. called todash space, can you believe it? wonderful word. toooow-daaaash. and the chimes!