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the greatest invention before sliced bread was cold cuts and mustard and mayo and a slice of cheese just laying there loose

Gorgeous then. Gorgeous now. Also, I think about your airplane pilot bit "People on the left" a lot, even now. But in a different context of course.

Also there's an online Meetup group called "I Read Shakespeare". Just sayin'.

Which Hamlet?

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I once made someone laugh when I said that I can remember every telephone number I dialed between 1973 and 1980 but I have no idea what I had for breakfast. I wasn't trying to be funny.

Overheard: I'm surprised the nickname “Pedofuhrer" hasn't caught on yet.

She has also made a fool of herself with her response to @davidhogg.bsky.social in the DNC leadership, leading the effort to replace him with one of her elderly cronies. Personally, I never forgave her for "impeachment is not on the table" after the 2006 midterms. Seems so long ago.

Absolufuckinglutely

Now do you get it?

Governor Newsom's Op-Ed in the Wall Street Journal: "Clean Energy Powers California’s Economic Growth"

Republicans are dragging us back to the days of coal and lung cancer.

Meanwhile, California gets 2/3 of our power from renewable and zero-carbon sources — the largest economy on Earth to achieve this.

It's time for America to follow the Golden State's lead into the future.

Governor JB Pritzker, the Illinois Department of Commerce and Economic Opportunity (DCEO), and Intersect Illinois today announced that quantum company Infleqtion will headquarter its global quantum computing operations in Illinois as a future tenant of the Illinois Quantum and Microelectronics Park (IQMP)

Today, I'm proud to be standing with Infleqtion as they double down on their commitment to grow and innovate in our state.

Their utility-scale, neutral atom quantum computer will be built right here in Chicago as a tenant of the Illinois Quantum and Microelectronics Park.

Trump's Epstein Problem is Officially a Massive Political Scandal The WSJ Report shows that this is a coverup that includes the President, the AG, the FBI Director and the GOP Congress

This is now officially a massive scandal with a coverup that includes the President, the Attorney General, the FBI Director, and the GOP Congress messagebox.substack.com/p/trumps-eps...

WATCH: “The current system is broken. Indiscriminate raids are tearing families apart and punishing hardworking people.”

1 of 3 marine sons of a landscaper viciously beaten by ICE testifies before Congress.

In NYC

We also talked about the future: fighting back against tariffs and other threats from the federal government, making things easier to build, and making Washington more affordable.

Texas Man Sues California Doctor to Try to Prevent Girlfriend from Getting Abortion Pills Notorious lawyer Jonathan Mitchell is representing another man upset about his partner's alleged abortion.

NEW: Anti-abortion legal terrorist Jonathan Mitchell is helping a Texas man seeking to block his girlfriend from getting abortion pills.

The suit seems intended to scare physicians out of prescribing the drugs under "shield laws" and women out of seeking abortions, said @jillwieberlens.bsky.social

Trump is gutting the police that stop corporations from looting — the EPA, IRS, SEC, Labor Department, Federal Trade Commission, Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, Consumer Product Safety Commission, FDA, and Equal Employment Opportunity Commission.

Be warned.

Get more from Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone on Patreon Your comedy field guide to Life

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Great American institutions and many leaders have capitulated to the onset of fascism in America in much the same way the Vichy French did to the Nazis. No fight. No principles. A betrayal of their country. Universities. Media. Law firms. Political leaders. Clergy.

a man singing into a microphone with the words i am iron man ALT: a man singing into a microphone with the words i am iron man

RIP Ozzy. 🕊️

Trump's press conference today, in summary: DON'T TALK ABOUT EPSTEIN! ARREST ALL MY POLITICAL OPPONENTS! I'M NOT MAD! I'M NOT GUILTY! OBAMA!

YouTube video by Adam Kinzinger The Epstein Files Are Being Buried - Stay Loud, Stay Focused

The Epstein Files Are Being Buried - Stay Loud, Stay Focused
youtu.be/dI6BZs8CYlE

House Democrats send letter to Fox News demanding answers on edits to Trump’s 2024 Epstein comments | CNN Business Top Democrats on the oversight committee say Fox presented Trump’s comments about the so-called Epstein files in a way that both misled the public and distorted his position.

Scoop: A top oversight Democrat has sent a letter to Fox News demanding answers about Fox’s editing of a Trump interview from June 2024 concerning Jeffrey Epstein — an edit they say both misled the public and distorted the president’s position. Full story with @kfile.bsky.social here:

You’ve lost Ann Coulter. That’s how obvious this cover-up is.

whatever else republican house speaker mike johnson (and the congressional republicans who serve under him) ever do in this life, this headline will last forever and ever, for their whole blessed lives.

(gift link, no paywall)

www.nytimes.com/2025/07/22/u...

CPS board members ask Pritzker, lawmakers to call special session on school funding CPS is grappling with a $734 million deficit. Board members say schools across Illinois are facing budget troubles and need state help.

As they stare down a $734 million budget deficit, some Chicago Board of Education members are calling on the governor to hold a special legislative session this summer to drum up money for schools.
https://trib.al/Hus7lMH

We Need to Talk About Pedocon Theory The connection between Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein is no accident, but reveals a deep logic at the heart of reactionary politics.

"After all, Donald Trump is hardly the only Republican pedophile." www.liberalcurrents.com/we-need-to-t...

Alan Cumming on bathroom bills:

"Why on earth would a rapist go through the bother of pretending to be trans in a country that treats rapists better than trans people."

A rare statement from former President Obama's office regarding Trump's latest attempt to distract from Epstein