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“MARV”

@twittermarv.bsky.social

My name isn’t actually Marvin at all I just type things; there’s no unifying project here. Intolerable autocrat of tastes.

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lol 4 out of 5

Allmusic is partly to blame for the death of criticism

27.10.2025 04:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh my god so many and soundtracks

27.10.2025 04:39 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

About Sugar Ray, I always incredulous. They were constantly on MTV, constantly on the radio and yet I never encountered a genuine fan and I could not imagine the synthesis of musical banalities they fashioned being anybody’s cup of tea…

27.10.2025 04:39 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 9    📌 0

When you collect “classical” recordings as I do, you see an awful lot of used CDs and well if any of you are looking for albums by Sugar Ray, Moby or Ace of Base, they are almost surely available at a Goodwill near you

27.10.2025 04:35 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 1

Elite level shithead, that guy

27.10.2025 03:07 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Apparently in England in the 15th-16th centuries, it would’ve been normal to say “Let us have a reckoning” to somebody you were buying something from as an equivalent to “how much?”

Anyway, say it to the next cashier or server you encounter

27.10.2025 03:04 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wish this was just a courtesy fav and not something I can empathize with

26.10.2025 23:41 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a green shirt and tie is smiling and looking at the camera . ALT: a man in a green shirt and tie is smiling and looking at the camera .

Gonna show ‘em my “VOte” face

26.10.2025 23:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is cool, Mr. Tanke uploaded a mammoth playlist to YouTube where he plays the various pieces and illustrates different points. Picture quality is ancient internet but fine for the purpose youtube.com/playlist?lis...

26.10.2025 21:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, if ROB SCHNEIDER thinks it’s good then it must be

26.10.2025 19:40 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Haha that’s so perfect

26.10.2025 19:32 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Have you heard about this whole McDonald’s thing? Wild stuff

26.10.2025 19:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Waste of a beautiful ballpark

26.10.2025 19:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
26.10.2025 18:32 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

H. Ross Poirot

26.10.2025 18:02 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Used my “Stake-Driving” strategy to hold up a bank at gunpoint just now

26.10.2025 17:02 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So overrated; people love throwing that out there like it’s the Godfather

The DeNiro/Pacino scene is so self-consciously “HERE IT IS - THEY MEET AT LAST”

26.10.2025 05:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Little bit of a delay but we’ll be up and running in a jiffy

25.10.2025 23:30 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

give it a rest dude. i've had queer friends since i was at least 5. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard, really...

25.10.2025 23:01 — 👍 28    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Take his money and make him work 9-5 and he’ll redact himself in a week tops

25.10.2025 20:46 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fiending for it

25.10.2025 20:38 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

C

25.10.2025 00:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just the most dishonest ghoul

25.10.2025 00:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What is this? A hospital for babies?

25.10.2025 00:49 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If I ever take power I’m forcing Sandler and Robert Smigel to drive Schneider out to the Jersey swamps to take care of him “take the cannoli” style

25.10.2025 00:47 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s one thing to not know what it is called in German maybe but it’s like one of the most common Nazi emblems

25.10.2025 00:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I never liked Platner because he looks like Wendel Clark and I never liked Wendel Clark much … but even he didn’t have a Nazi tat

24.10.2025 21:05 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m old enough to have grown up seeing Jimmy the Greek on tv carefully talking about gambling without ever explicitly talking about gambling … and even THEN, there were loads of people who thought it was despicable he was on tv in the first place

24.10.2025 20:56 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The best part of waking up
Is pizza in your hut

24.10.2025 20:25 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Outside of the swastika, what is a better known Nazi symbol than the one in the tattoo? I can’t think of any except maybe SS insignia

24.10.2025 19:33 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

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