Tend!

would feel so good to bleed out here

I thankfully haven't been in that position in my life but I hope I meet that standard when I am.

ngl i think about Biden wandering off into the jungle that one time every single day

don't you know that Harris was bound by fae law to remain in lockstep with biden? if she broke with him she would have lost her name to the faerie king

brian's so fuckin' cool

somehow Jack has returned

posting user retention metrics : being a fucking loser :: posting video game sales numbers : still being a fucking loser

too true. once i woke up from the coma i felt unstoppable

well you're absolutely going to lose the anti-Aztec lobby but might be able to make it up with beef lobbyists

i'd ask if you have any nazi tattoos but that doesn't seem to be disqualifying anymore

I like to ask AI bros about their NFT collection or if we're having our conversation via the Metaverse. 100% success rate of making them incredibly fucking mad

only this site could take an issue about lib assholes making death threats against a female reporter because she was too honest about their parasocial fave into a referendum about Twitter. everything is either about Trump or Twitter here, it’s fucking insane

at the point she was the candidate and he was no longer running, she was absolutely free to criticize the president. doing so would have won her the election but unfortunately she's a ladder climbing coward

"why are you posting and not firebombing a walmart" applies way more to our politicians than it does to anyone you're actually going to meet

i had one of these once and could feel my blood pounding against the walls of my veins as i ate

pretty tasty though

in a groundbreaking, world-first surgery, the two wolves inside my large adult son have been successfully euthanized. he now exists within a never-before imagined frame of morality; operating under ethics free of our lupine duality. what will he do now? i hope he convinces his mother to take me back

every flareup around an article on this site eventually boils down to journalists thinking they're special and important vs. they're not at all

every flareup around an article on this site eventually boils down to journalists thinking they're special and important vs. they're not at all

Ah, the classic "we're doing an unpopular thing and will ignore any opposition because you're not going anywhere"

i hate that it always works

if we're still relitigating 2024 I would like to remind everyone that Biden had the plain-text authority to forgive all student loans and chose not to

1. Politicians doing good things earns good will.

2. fuck them and the horse they rode in on.

3. you are making up a thing that isn't true to get mad at

good on you for giving thinking a shot! you failed utterly but you tried <3

this would be such an awesome point if anyone had said this. the people you make up in your brain aren't real, champ

i really recommend learning how to read and then learning the meaning of the word authoritarian

"how does a presidential candidate distancing themselves from a historically unpopular president and even more unpopular policy play out"

do you still have velcro on your shoes or do you use those springy laces you can just pull on?

i know we're all tired of it but take a moment to remember that Fortunate Son fuckin slaps

sorry you're very stupid! it's not my fault

signed up to volunteer for a local campaign several days ago and still haven't heard back. that's either a very good or very bad sign

I would say the second biggest science deniers of our time are women who don’t believe in the power of 3-in-1 body wash, shampoo and conditioner products

That is because you have no actual grasp on the world and you're clearly an idiot.