Deedee Mega Doodoo

And aggressively prosecuted

Finding a way to monetize it as he leans into being cucked by a Speak n Spell scion is truly an all time move.

Let him cook on this one.

Wait is that what happened in Donnie Darko?

Why would you do this to me? Jesus Christ

H Con. Resolution 9 last year did this exact same thing and got 108 democratic votes, including Hakeem Jeffries.

They need to condemn socialism annually?

Every day I’m thankful I got away with pillowing him

They already fucking did this last year. I know, because I wrote a letter to Hakeem Jeffries’ staff making fun of them for it.

Of all of rfk jr’s crimes, the most heinous by far is that he was getting nudes from Nuzzi when she should have been sending them to me so I could fix her.

Mama Mia that looks incredible.

Shhh we are riding a high horse here

I’m reading “The End of Everything (Astrophysically Speaking” by Katie Mack. In a way, heat death of the universe over trillions of years is kind of comforting

As far as we know we are all that will ever be, and instead of making us insignificant it feels like small acts of love are all that matter

I need to share my brace truth others are afraid to speak: AOC is hot

I’m the babe Ruth if posting in that I’m fat and slow

Holy shit dude

Imagine seeing “Make it monthly!” and going “Don’t mind if I do!”

This man is the absolute apotheosis of the Dudes Rock movement

I tried CBD once and it was snake oil FOR ME, but if others insist it helps with their conditions who is anyone else to argue? Legal, safe, possibly effective. But it’s a thing people like so they had to take it away.

What in the fuck

I have this thing about applesauce where I want that stuff silky smooth. I hate a chunky applesauce. You know I’m blending that! People think I’m crazy but it’s so much better.

For worse individual and public health outcomes!

It’s possible she’s just a bit too high of a liability to risk killing after they did Epstein, so it’s easier to just placate her

He used to be much better

Jason Willick boot for money, more like

I tried to alt text it but I had some UI issues, sorry.

Seabiscut by Lauren Hillenbrand made a great movie because she found the compelling poetry of the narrative the people in it formed together.

Got you

You’re so fucking dumb but the truly amazing thing is how none of you dead ender resist libs have been chastened out of your innate smugness by the near total defeat of your entire political project and the losers you backed.

Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social The thing that really just comes at you hard about Allison Mack in this podcast is that like she was deeply and profoundly fucked up in many ways that would be completely forgivable and were not her fault at ALL - but she chose to do this instead of go to actual therapy for them and that's on her

Allison Mack’s greatest crime: neglecting the purifying act of Going To Therapy.

Non religious people reinvent salvation through confession to preserve their self conception as “A Good Fucking Person, Sweaty” only it’s on a couch instead of a booth.

Just become catholic, it’s less work.

“Fucking icky” is such a funny way to metabolize this topic lol