Dan Pratt

Jokes City! Advent Calendar - 3rd of December This one's a headline!

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Whore

Paramount to Pay Trump $16 Million to Settle ‘60 Minutes’ Lawsuit

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Oh, look—another flock of assholes. Shocker.

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A message for troops being manipulated by the Traitor.

Hold them all to account.

…while threatening the republic. Then again, if a majority of Americans actually winds up voting for a Republican ticket with Trump’s name still on it, we may as well get the sophomoric geriatric imbecile banana republic despotism we apparently hanker for.”

Bret Stephens, NYT, 4/7/25

2/2

“His talk about getting a third term — presumably on the theory that he could run for vice president with a secret understanding that the presidential candidate would immediately resign despite a seeming prohibition of it by the 12th Amendment — is Trump’s trademark mix of trolling liberals…

1/2

There's another solution, too.

I’m the Canadian who was detained by Ice for two weeks. It felt like I had been kidnapped I was stuck in a freezing cell without explanation despite eventually having lawyers and media attention. Yet, compared with others, I was lucky

Everyone who willingly works at these detention facilities is partly responsible for this outrage and should be held accountable.

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Top US Supreme Court justice rebukes Trump's call to impeach judge Chief Justice John Roberts issued a rare statement after Trump called for a judge that halted his deportations to be impached

This type of thing ought to be encouraged.

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‘I’m on the side of the workers’: the Minnesota senator calling out Trump and Musk Tina Smith is leaving at the end of her term, and says she would call Musk a dick even if she had to face re-election

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I was looking forward to her governorship!

John Cleese on Substack Trump’s thinking is making me reconsider World War 2 All Britain had to do was to avoid that terrible was to surrender to Hitler Why on earth didn’t Churchill think of that ?

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I’m vomiting all the way from Farcebook to here.

🎉Happy 162nd birthday, Arthur Machen!🎉

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Starting to actually think that the United States might be cursed.

Is there any chance whatsoever that we accidentally built it on top of an Indian burial ground??

Disgraceful treatment of an international hero by a couple of insignificant morons. This needs to be stopped.

Trump is in rare toddler form today. What an embarrassing day for thinking people everywhere. Has it ever been more clear what must be done?

And fuck you, J. D.

Beat the fucking shit out of these turds.

Farage’s trip to meet Musk was part-funded by former fraudster George Cottrell Cottrell, who served eight months for fraud, paid £15,000 for Reform party leader’s flight to US in December Nigel Farage’s trip to Florida where he met Elon Musk was part-funded by his friend and former fraudster George Cottrell, who paid for his…

Farage’s trip to meet Musk was part-funded by former fraudster George Cottrell

I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what Trump did.

Another year has begun, and as we reflect on the progress we've made through our programs to empower women and girls worldwide, we are reminded of the stark choices ahead for the global community.

If you see something, say something: Call the National Human Trafficking Hotline at 1-888-373-7888 or text 233733. 📞 Together, we can shine a light into the shadows and bring this crisis to an end.

#TooYoungToWed #NationalHumanTraffickingAwarenessDay #EndHumanTrafficking

Rather than violate their oath or comply with Musk’s illegal requests, 21 civil service employees resigned today from Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (formerly the United States Digital Service), stating they would not use their technical expertise to dismantle critical public services.

Posting it was stupid, but it made me feel alive. ;)

Not if they all moved to the USC!

Look, it’s a fantasy designed to blow off a little steam. (I didn’t create it.) Don’t be afraid—it will never, ever, EVER happen.

Tennessee passes 'chemtrail' bill banning airborne chemicals - BBC News Critics say it was inspired by unsubstantiated conspiracy theories that planes are spraying poison.

These people are laughable idiots. A ban on ghosts is next.

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Introducing The United States of Canada United States of Canada Jesusland • USC created by merging Canada with 19 States (WA, OR, CA, HI, MN, WI, IL, MI, PN, NY, NJ, DE, MY, CT, RI, MA, VT, NH, ME) • Population of 184 million • GDP of over $11 Trillion, second only to China • GDP per capita double that of Jesusland • Energy self sufficient • Tech, finance and media dominance • Unbeatable at hockey (and curling)

Video obtained by CNN shows the rear landing gear of the jet buckling and the right wing shearing away in a fireball after the plane landed hard on the runway.

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes