Truck Johnson

I firmly believe more than one of these guys knows what Musk's dick tastes like.

And I bet it isn't avocado.

Been playing around with RedNote for the last week or so and I’m not sure what I did or said, but I woke up this morning with over 5000 follows. All I’m posting about is the recent snow, and one video of a rabbit.

I find it weird that there's this much "protection" around Luigi, butt they don't have him in any protective gear. No vest, nothing.
Add this to the "terrorism" charges, and it feels more like theater to me.
If they aren't careful, they'll make a martyr out of him. #ClassWar

I speak in movie quotes, song lyrics, and sarcasm.

New workout shirt just dropped

I can fix her.

#Facebook went down, logged me out, and now it wants me to log back in.

And the truth is, I don't really want to.

Jesse Welles’ UHC song whips, I gotta post it in 2 parts because of Bsky’s video limit, and here’s part 1 (part 2 goes way harder fyi)

volume up

Why do so many dudes wear hats at the gym? Am I missing out on maximum gains by not wearing a coors light hat?

Am I the only person that always counts the stairs when they go up or down them?

Checkerboard Vans shoes

New Vans for me! I said I was kinda done with checkers, but then I saw these and I realized I was wrong

I always wanted to do this.

Having a bit of an autumn vacation in the Outer Banks this week.

We are living in the fattest timeline. Yes I bought one. Yes it was delicious.