Scott Peterson

That didn’t take long at all.

Winning gold in both women and men’s hockey feels great considering, but we only get to feel great about it for maybe 12 hours because that thing is gonna insert itself at the head of the parade, take credit, and demand a medal for itself.

Options:

One bobsled hitched to the back of another bobsled.

2 bobsleds strapped together double wide style.

or

DOUBLE DECKER BOBSLED

Navy 1993 to 2001. It was a fuckin blast for obvious pre 9/11 reasons.

Post 9/11 Navy? Yeah. Agreed. Nobody I know would do it again or recommend it.

My kid tried to sign up and I shut that shit down.

I see two people struggling to remember what they promised to various big donors, and one person with actual convictions.

This feels be a list of “celebs” appearing on an upcoming season of the Eric Andre show.

I get what you're saying, but Marianne Williamson, Tom Arnold, and Jim Acosta? That's not a platform, that's a goofshow.

The guy dressed like a thong wearing giraffe fart singing on a bullhorn is a personification of that platform. Good for him. I hope he comes back with great content.

I mean. He kinda IS at this point.

UK: Prince Andrew arrested.

South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life.

Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence.

USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.

holodeck games where you punch nazis

Look at this face. He’s 200 years old and he is just DONE with you people.

Bowhead

Are you upset about property damage? Go vote about it.

Water chestnuts.

I will eat the boogers out of someone else’s nose before I would allow a single water chestnut near my plate.

Is there a gofundme for her yet?

Bruce Fleetwood and John Cougar Mellenmac were founding members.

Bring it on.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: One of the biggest reasons the right wing couldn't make Charlie Kirk stick as their Reichstag fire is that none of them, including his own widow, actually and sincerely gave a fuck he died

Now that he is locked up he can continue not doing his fucking job.

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All that AND the Supreme Court

it’s baseball season now god bless us every one

MAGA hates Bad Bunny because the President of Puerto Rico is a pedo.
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Lotsa butts this year.

Guy on his 30th chicken wing and 9th beer of the night: "Today is the day I stop eating processed foods. Thank you Mr. Rapist with a Face Tattoo"
A single tear falls and turns into a bald eagle.

It’s was just beaten by Mike Tyson eating an apple like a horse commercial.

It HAS to be Bradshaw.