Joshy

Every friend before Halloween:

“Hey does anyone have a decapitated head? Or a machete? Or a pink wig?”

Maybe Taylor Swift’s greatest power is that she compels you to want to comment on her.

Related, I think I like the album!

Sometimes it's nice to remember that even Marcus Aurelius was like "you don't have to comment on everything bro"

How can the milk hotel remain neutral in these times

I miss the era of movies where they had to explain how the internet worked, just in case the audience didn't know

Just watched Sinners and it feels like my brain just had a thanksgiving meal. I will be thinking about this movie for weeks.

I agree, I couldn't follow his story at all - it felt like they were hamming up the dropout-to-founder route, but it just felt off

Not proud to admit how many pictures on my phone are just Blue Prince clues

A good Friday? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it is.

I just think that Miley Cyrus

Annie Murphy

I think she would fucking DEMOLISh a White Lotus season, get into it Mike White!!!

The weather is warm. I am barefoot in my short shorts. The house is clean. Nothing to do but play some music. Things are good.

I'm sat, I'm kneeled, I'm in child's pose, I'm groveling

If the Costco food court had a happy hour I would be SAT.

Playing games on the computer come hang out
twitch.tv/severalnerds

My service dog? No, this is my SERVING dog. She's serving CUNT, wouldn't you agree? Please let us into your restaurant

The best thing Britney ever did was turn off comments on her Instagram. Be free, girl. Be free.

The spikes on this were triggering

But I keep comin' back

Like a revolvin'
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Say I couldn't want you less

But I just want you ᵐᵒʳᵉ

I don't need to be fuck-you rich. I just need to be buy-my-pets-silly-stuff whenever I want rich.

Ah yes, time to create. My favorite thing. to do. create. create things. things that I create. with my brain. brain make things. yes. i am very good at this. it does not fill me with dread even a little bit.

Our dog hasn't been eating her food lately, which means our cat has been sneaking in and eating her food instead, and well.... I think we got a chonk on our hands

Cashier: I'm sorry, there's no self checkout today

Narcissus: you've got to be fucking kidding me

I also met Sierra at Torpedo Factory, and am halfway through the book! It was gorgeous and thematically heavy. I'm waiting to tiptoe back into it. But I thoroughly enjoyed it so far and Sierra was great.

Do Gaga's best albums have black and white covers? DISCUSS!

White Lotus night is the best night (⁠✿⁠ ⁠♡⁠‿⁠♡⁠)

My dog, a small black lab mix, poses next to a daffodil, smiling wide with her tongue out.

In happy news, it's daffodil season. The farm was covered in them for a few weeks each year when I was growing up. They make me nostalgic and happy. :)

SOMEONE was a big BABY in the car wash today and climbed into the front seat to be held.

Every reality competition show: this is designed to make you lie and cheat

Every single contestant: I am absolutely shocked that they would lie and cheat

DC in the morning, when the sun is shining... Bliss.