SOTU
18 minutes - lies
30 minutes - Republicans standing and clapping for lies
22 minutes - awards and recognitions
34 minutes of standing and clapping
4 minutes - honestly the best speech Trump has ever given

Can’t wait to get my tariff rebate.

RFK Jr might be Tobias Funke with full jeans.

Not sure who needs to hear this but the voter fraud rate is a mere 0.000003%. Anyone telling you otherwise is making shit up so they can take away your right to vote.

Hey Donny, it’s not as big as you think it is. Like your brain, your vocabulary, your…

Again and worse.

So a guy who tried and failed to steal an election has kidnapped a guy who did steal election.

I haven’t watched 60 Minutes since the 80’s but I have seen the CECOT segment. Thanks Bari Weiss.

High seas piracy…wouldn’t have guessed that. Actually, it kinda tracks.

FIFA, arguably the most corrupt sports organization on the planet, has given its first (and I’m guessing last) peace prize to Donald Trump. Of course they did.

What are the odds Rep. Clay Higgins is in the Epstein files?

Trump is lifting tariffs off coffee. If only George the III did that for tea. Oh, wait it wasn’t really about the tea was it.

If my football team keeps losing, I’m gonna stop watching…ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I’m a Raiders fan.

My cat does not understand the concept of daylight savings time.

Local newspaper headline for the win.

A metaphor for Cheeto’s entire presidency.

GOOD KING
- Carole
- Stephen
- Billie Jean
- B. B.
- Martin Luther
BAD KING
- George III
NO KING
- Donald Trump

Antifa or profa. Between there is none.
- Yoda

Antifa or profa. Between them is none.
- Yoda

If Biden didn’t let Netanyahu kill 10’s of thousands of Gazans, Trump couldn’t have let more be killed before forcing a peace agreement. All three deserve the Nobel.

Correlation: Tylenol and autism.

Causation: underaged girls and the Trump/Epstein friendship

Correlation: Tylenol and autism.

Causation: underaged girls and the Trump/Epstein friendship

Have Trump give your eulogy or medical advice? Sophie’s Choice level couple of days.

I’m guessing the only Kirk remembered after this news cycle is Jim Kirk.

TikTok will be co-owned by China and Trump allies, Paramount was sold to a pro-Trump billionaire who's also set to buy Warner Bros, X is owned by an apartheid-bred fascist, WaPo and Meta are owned by Trump-cowering billionaires, and Murdoch owns the Fox empire. Here's why media has a liberal bias.

Apparently the 1st amendment, anti-cancel culture crowd really don’t believe in any of those.

Crap, don’t look in the mirror, just did and now I’m dead.

What kind of country convicts a former president of trying to overthrow a free and fair election?

If Charlie Kirk is the Archduke Franz Ferdinand of our next civil war, we are the dumbest nation on the planet.

If Charlie Kirk is the Archduke Franz Ferdinand of our next civil war, we are the dumbest nation on the planet.