tony hawk's prolapse

i for one think the minnesota vikings owe it to themselves and to humanity to commit to the jj mccarthy project

pete hegseth looks like if bobby flay was slightly more reptillian

marjorie taylor guiteau?

you absolutely can have him wake up and say it was all a dream. it's a movie. you can do whatever you want

rico dowdle is a real "'sabotage' music video"-ass name

the reason trump is in power now is because ed, edd n eddy stopped playing on the tv

dr manhattan

it is 2013. washington's presumptive franchise quarterback suffers a major injury at home against the seahawks. it is 2025. washington's presumptive franchise quarterback suffers a major injury at home against the seahawks

huge freeze? yeah, i loved arnold in "batman & robin"

if i was making fun of CBS's programming i would definitely come up with "sheriff country" as a fake tv show

trevor bauer won the cy young. fakest season of all time

my other hot take: the jays are finishing under .500 next year at the very least. idk if they can recover from this

what if tom brady was a baseball team (derogatory)

jays and dodgers doing this bc they knew i wanted to watch a movie after the game

it makes so much sense that taylor sheridan was in "sons of anarchy." the spirit of that show flows through everything he's made since

the top 4 teams in the a.f.c are the colts, patriots, broncos, and steelers

we really are reliving the george w bush presidency, huh

this is a really confusing game for me because i hate green bay and aaron rodgers in equal measure

rest assured, this account does not have negativity for rome odunze

stafford and dak prescott were considered busts at one point?

if he went by fred krueger he would've just been some guy with an office job who sometimes forgets to keep up with his fantasy football team

paul skenes is like, what if a pitcher had randy johnson's stuff and and chris klein's on-camera charisma

on second thought, no, go do your concert in the parking lot

i hope the geico gecko gets eaten by a snake or a housecat

this is an emotional series for the dodgers, if they win clayton kershaw gets to live out his lifelong dream and be sworn in as an ICE officer when they visit the white house

krusty using going to the bathroom as an excuse to escape and then the mafia guy going "when he's done in there, i gotta go" is such a perfect example of the writers being willing to cram as many jokes as possible

krusty betting against the globetrotters might be my all time favorite bit/scene in the entire show

who reasons when you've got heroin?

[the cranberries voice] would you like to pull my finger

if sufjan stevens made a new illinois album he'd have to do a song about lori lightfoot, which means he'd be playing the glockenspiel or whatever on a song called "the biggest dick in chicago"

i'm old enough to remember the "we're coating bullets in bacon fat to send muslims to hell" stuff, they cannot fool me with this shit