mj

Really feel like I’m losing my mind: government OBVIOUSLY cannot punish an individual law firm for hiring someone it disfavors! It’s ludicrously unconstitutional and I feel like without a day of law school I could argue the case. And yet the best paid lawyers in the country are folding?

obviously things are terrible but the comments from the big law subreddit re: all the executive orders are killing me

the best part of you being on bluesky is we’re back to you testing your tweets on me via text before tweeting them

a screenshot of the leaked Signal Houthi chats w/ the US National Security Team. there are many messages of celebration, and the last message is Hillary Clinton saying "a hot dog with no bun. thanks."

Hillary, please. not right now.

????

are you happy idk who that is

@dudebrabroman.bsky.social hello do i know you?

is it hardcover bc if so im sold

its because im a canadian woman

i really thought matt gaetz would be the worst pick and somehow he has outdone himself

yesterday a classmate overheard me say i needed to call the canadian IRS and said with disgust “you’re canadian?”

it hit 49 degrees in austin and i threw on my uggs. i have become the very person i used to mock.

Thats ok, your brother likely doesn’t think of me as a perpetual disappointment

and before you @ me, no one tell my grandparents a JD isnt *really* a doctorate

just tried to use one of those desk raiser things and discovered i am too stupid to make it work despite being a candidate for a doctoral degree

what would the mechanoid pods run on? fuel? solar energy? electricity?

your tweets are so fascinating

if you ever need a free dog sitter i am available and have many credentials (including dealing with a difficult pug)

yes

should i order a second cold brew even tho its 8:48 pm

the call is coming from inside the house i fear

i predict cfb bluesky will reach a critical mass by thanksgiving

to my new followers, if the mention of pugs in my bio raised questions, here is the subject of my adoration himself:

currently drinking a cold brew 🤝

oh no. what happened

no but what kind of cookies

reading about felony murder and baking cookies tonight 💜, what is everyone else up to

fine ill rewatch it tonight

Not to out myself but I am a 1L at… the institution Steve was once at. And every day I tell my classmates about how I mourn you guys leaving for DC (even though I understand). Also thank you for the pug pic I am a pug enthusiast.

i wish steve vladeck was my con law professor. or my dad. unsure which would be cooler