J.J.

Daily Buddy post! He fits in a tote bag to work! I mean…come on. Look at those eyes. He actually really enjoyed it in there and happily snuggled at the bottom.

If you’re interested in adopting this guy, check out: www.canerossorescue.org/dogs-in-fost...

We all moved on because there is bigger news but it was really funny when that Campbell’s Soup Executive was like “fuck soup and anyone who eats it!”

If someone asks for peanut butter and jelly, do I sing "IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME?" Maybe.

I’ve had shingles twice, the second time on my 40th birthday. I have chronic back pain and had back labor for 16 hours with my oldest. Shingles was the worst pain I’ve ever had, and my chest is covered in scars from the sores.

We watched the Scott’s Tots episode tonight and Oldest assumed the appropriate position for watching it

I actively hate the Admiral’s Club but I still use it whenever I travel because it’s better than sitting at the gate. That’s about it.

Yeah - the entire point of lounges and things like that is to just have a semi-easier space to work and have work calls than gen pop. A wildly crowded lounge where I’m working and can’t drink anyway completely defeats the purpose

I’m so, so sorry for you and your families’ loss, Raffi. May his memory be a blessing and his legacy live on in your memories and stories.

Cheering every time Butker misses a FG wide right

How do you explain this feeling to non-dog people

The entire house (including the incumbent dogs) is smitten with this wee little baby.

If you want to adopt him, he’s available at: www.canerossorescue.org/dogs-in-fost...

These two tweets are the 1-2 punch of the Blue Sky experience, perfectly encapsulated

Introducing the kids to Idiocracy and the movie, very sadly, holds up extremely well

Not too interested tbh - they played a bit and now the pup is snoozing from a very big day

Yeah they’re some serious gonna-be-big-puppy feet

Adorable puppy in the car

Adorable puppy, sleeping with his nose tucked into a hand

We decided life has been too easily recently, sooooo……welcome to Buddy!

We’re fostering Buddy, who was found in Dallas, alone and shivering under a porch.

He’s just a baby (probably four months?) and we think a Black-Mouth Cur mix

I’ll never get over Ferrari completely breaking the greatest F1 driver ever. What a tragedy.

ICE delenda est

Let’s just say that I can see the output and I’m not worried about

Right now it’s a summary of the “obligations of the parties” under the contract that she’s reviewing.

Shudder.

The woman in front of me on the plane is working on a very large laptop, with very large font, and asking ChatGPT a lot of legal analysis questions about whether certain actions are a breach of a contract

Literally no one has any excitement or emotion in their voice in the movie (other than the SA victim…). Were they pumping Xanax gas onto the soundstage?

The FMC is the worst, most beige, boring ass blank slate I’ve ever seen in these type of movies. We somehow made Pedro Pascal unlikeable. And we use an extraneous sexual assault as the Act 2 plot device. What a mess.

Welcome to my memes folder, JD Vance

Watching The Materialists on the plane and is this the worst ostensible “rom com” ever made?

Success! On my end at least.

Okay I have a 6 am flight AGAIN tomorrow so we’re going to hope that goes better than it did today

That’s kinda what I thought! This is also (sort of) dinner.

RIP for Lewisville

My body has no idea what time zone I’m in, so it’s a dinner at 4 pm kinda day.