@chrisna.bsky.social
This is where my relatable statement/traits should go. -- Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Hopefully she left to do something cool but the gossipy side of me is raising an eyebrow at the sudden departure.
28.02.2026 03:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Dislike!
www.jsonline.com/story/news/2...
Well, I had my TV on all week during work and now that it's the weekend it's time to watch TV for pleasure!
28.02.2026 01:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I watched a lot of San Jose Sharks hockey around this time and this ad would get played 2-3 times per game.
28.02.2026 01:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Breaking, Entering, Outfitting
28.02.2026 00:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0To wit
youtu.be/14iXfAbuQq8
"Calendar Girl" is a perfect example of the kind of song I pick at karaoke:
- Something from oldies radio
- fun to sing and I know 90% of the words
- original vocal range is higher than mine so I end up straining my voice and regretting the choice
I'm tempted to go sing "Calendar Girl" at karaoke as a tribute
27.02.2026 23:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"You don't even have to chew it. Just get it in you."
27.02.2026 18:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's great how much we have to live under the direction of dumb rich guys figuring the world out in real time.
27.02.2026 18:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Look... my rise to a position in the federal cabinet is testimony to giving a cheap cut of meat like me a chance."
27.02.2026 18:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Damn, did he just invent pinching pennies?
27.02.2026 17:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I'm exaggerating... slightly.
27.02.2026 17:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In our neighborhood facebook group someone different posts "I have a lot of clothes to get rid of. Can you recommend a place that isn't Goodwill that will take them?" about once every 36 hours.
27.02.2026 17:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0#FF all these people: bsky.app/profile/chri...
27.02.2026 17:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This place name sort of sounds like an insult.
27.02.2026 16:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Cover of The Lancet:
@thelancet.com
www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...
The mayor should make a little newspaper headline for Schumer, too. It could say "Bipartisan Champion" or something.
27.02.2026 14:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Craft breweries are closing! Is the industry DEAD?"
I think craft brewery closures are overblown because a lot of the closures are actually of taproom/restaurants, which were always ambitious, tangential ventures.
The "espresso martini" brunette hair color trend feels rich, picture of a pretty lady (gracie abrams?) with such hair
Hearing about this new trend. It's called brown hair
27.02.2026 03:49 β π 5128 π 467 π¬ 164 π 122I was not prepared for this blast of British news this morning. I don't even know if I'm being shown the names of people or places. "Gorton and Denton?" Are they a comedy duo or something?
27.02.2026 12:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Good news, my Anker USB power bank is NOT part of the recall that happened last summer (and that I lazily did not follow up on until tonight)
27.02.2026 05:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π»π―π°πΊ π©2π© πΊπ¨π¨πΊ π²π°π³π³πΊ ππ¨πΊπͺπ°πΊπ»πΊ
27.02.2026 05:06 β π 60 π 9 π¬ 2 π 1"You see, inspector, the roaches were unable to find any traced of leftover food crumbs in our pristine and locked kitchen."
27.02.2026 05:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A restaurant being closed for dead cockroaches is a little amusing. Like... your restaurant could still be open if only your roaches were still alive and fast enough to stay outta sight.
27.02.2026 05:03 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This morning I had the WAITING FOR GUFFMAN line "How high a ridge I could not tell" stuck in my brain. Even though it's a non-punchline it still makes me laugh.
27.02.2026 05:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"We can choose a conference time on either March 12th or March Seventeen-"
MARCH TWELFTH!
Parent-teacher conferences on St. Patrick's Day? I think not!
27.02.2026 03:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0(My real answer is 2 thank you very much)
27.02.2026 02:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I actually don't like to overindulge during air travel thank you very much.
27.02.2026 02:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
