emphatic

heterosexuality is when a queer with mommy issues fucks a queer with daddy issues, homosexuality is when both have issues with the same parent

need to find my tablet to draw little blocks on it

learning to ask for things
learning to say no to things
learning what i want

the perfect sleep aid

i did the whole application only to end it like this and then not submit it. it was a really good writing experience

applying to oxide king?

meow meow meow, i’m a dog

sending myself back in time

needing career advice so bad you return to the 17 person irc channel to seek the input of an oracle

cute

i did not keep up here

a dcom classic

it’s pretty cool that they make a gummy dessert that makes you silly

it’s all very intentional, even if i don’t know why i have to do it

vertical scaling of databases is probably the stupidest mistake to repeat at this point

it should be a crime for the typical sales engineer talk to me

no i don’t want to talk about skiing
no i don’t want to talk about sports unless you’re gonna pet me as a reward
getting me drunk does exactly nothing
yes i am very excited about the xeon phi waiting in my mailbox

#include <stdio.h>

int fsync(void *v) {
/*
* i really love asking people what
* they think fsync(2) does
* then asking what POSIX assures
* this function is valid fsync(2)
*/
return (0);

The nature of the transfer is implementation-defined

i’m unconsciously making noises throughout the day again

wait a minute, need to check a thing

visual media consumption declined around when i woke up
it’s fallen off a cliff now, once a week i watch a movie
really wish i could get back to reading leisurely instead of all or nothing

you have really pretty brainworms

thanks @lizquidity.bsky.social for the maid services of cleaning out boxes and building a table at my apartment, that table has gone unbuilt for 2 months. well worth the 6 silver coins

soft

oh holy shit this thing has a gear shift. i can slow down without hitting the breaks?

gonna downshift to 3rd and actually enjoy the drive

the slow dietary changes of opportunistic vegetarianism has been fascinating

i’ve become a bit too enamored with the symbolism of the activity

big numbers are evil unless they’re pretty

i like going 20 minutes the wrong way to enjoy a thing

me joking in 2023: actually i’m into impact play
me joking in 2025: actually i’m into impact play

these are different jokes now

i need unresolved problems i elect to not solve to sleep well