@emilymode.bsky.social
high-frequency transsexual (@mxemilymode on twitter) union square greenmarket enjoyer nyc she/her
<to girlies chat>
taking a lil hotel bath! <pic of one leg out of the water/foam>
<to lesbian boyfriend chat>
call me saddam the way this hotel bath be a party
they want women to hide their abs…so sad
18.07.2025 23:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
this is what i have to say to the bsky classifier
18.07.2025 21:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i suppose i am in a nude-colored bra so maybe it got confused
18.07.2025 21:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0wait what!! it’s just me in a bra! u cant even see tits or anything
18.07.2025 21:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
i suppose they dont call it tummy friday for a reason but maybe they should start!
18.07.2025 21:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0wow lfg i met wylie dufresne!! also the pizza is absolutely as sick as youd imagine, easily best pizza ive ever had
30.05.2025 01:04 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0table setting by @theemilyaccount.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/thee...
29.05.2025 23:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0why tf is spring a month late this year!!
29.05.2025 12:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ok this is gonna sound insanely bitchy but spanx jeans need to actually unbutton and not just be elastic-y, the size that is right for my waist literally takes like, Hard Labor to fit over my ass
27.05.2025 12:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“shrimp n grits”, duck+berry before and after citrus duck jus application — didnt get pics of the steak course, got too busy
27.05.2025 11:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
strawberry gazpacho w tomato sorbet and breads
27.05.2025 11:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
“clam chowder” and “pb&j”
27.05.2025 11:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
canapés
27.05.2025 11:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
chez emsily spring ‘25 memorial day dinner party food thread; wine pairing pictured here, courtesy of the chez emsily sommelier @quantian.bsky.social
27.05.2025 11:48 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1best union square mkt of the year so far, it may not fully feel like spring to me but it sure does to the veggies
24.05.2025 12:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0yay! will do as soon as i am in slightly less embarrassing shape!!
23.05.2025 20:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0maaan my legs still hurt after racing on wednesday cuz i did two one-mile relay legs with 40 mins between them and it was too cold for my legs to not get stiff in the waiting time…im in terrible shape for sure but it’s Too Damn Cold
23.05.2025 20:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0dawg i wish, however i got lazy in april and early may and put on 10-15 lbs so now i just feel like shi
23.05.2025 13:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0treadmill run on may 23 wtf, im fat and slow and it’s been so fucking cold for so long will it ever be spring???
23.05.2025 10:48 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0im running legs 2 and 10 of the bbg square mile relay today and i am SO not looking forward to the ~45 mins of standing around between my laps
21.05.2025 20:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0why does it have to be rainy and freezing every time i run a race??
21.05.2025 20:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0yea, amazingly good xmas present from @theemilyaccount.bsky.social ! the enriched sections are so so good i strongly recommend!
13.05.2025 21:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0thanks! the key is a 24-hr proof at 39°F and a bit of high-methoxyl pectin (for additional volume)
13.05.2025 03:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
woke: foie gras and brioche
bespoke: foie gras *in* brioche (25% foie fat brioche)
JALEN BRUNSON LFG!!!
02.05.2025 02:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ty chef, i rlly shoulda punched out rings from the celery root but otherwise im reasonably happy w it (gotta improve my quenelles too)
02.05.2025 01:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
apps and dinner
pork tenderloin with squash, walnuts, celery, brussels, and beer
seeded multigrain sourdough boule with comté and nduja
more food posting before new job starts!
seared ramp salad with panko-fried duck egg, roasted carrots, and sorrel
honey-lavender duck with rhubarb, onion, and daikon
more pain au lait pull-apart rolls with garlic butter and parsley
“steak, egg, and potatoes”
wagyu ribeye, ramp mousseline, crispy marrow “tater tots”, szechuan peppercorn jus, sauteed baby bok choy
