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TOP DEFINITION BDSM Bible Discussion/Study Meeting Friend: Hey, want to do some BDSM? Me: Sure, I love Jesus!

I may have gone overboard with horror novels at the library...and there's one more in hold waiting for pickup.

I don't think I've been that into any film since I discovered Studio Ghibli when I was 14.

That boy looks absolutely haunted but the trouser fit is exquisite.

YES

A yes, the Grand Nagus

Rooting for her ED at this point

Salt the earth to ensure it never grows again.

This will be the photo they use in history books right before starting the section on his violent demise.

You don't get rid of authoritarian regimes politely. You rip them out by the roots and salt the earth where they grew.

I will be satisfied with nothing less than public execution for every single politician who enabled him, profited from his time in office, or sung his praises.

Awooga.

So did she wear the pants to specifically remind him of upholstery or

Was he already dead in this photo

“To make a thief, make an owner; to create crime, create laws.” -Ursula LeGuin

I feel like we could just tip him over and he'd never get up again. We should try that.

"Fairness" for fuck's sake. Just divide athletes by skill and leave gender out of it. Fairness achieved.

He needs to be launched into the sun.

I spent weeks in a NICU due to renal failure, but that was probably just something my parents had in their garage

I would not be at all surprised if he just kept going and demolished the whole thing.

Men's Health is the last place I'd expect to get enough horror recs to get me through the rest of the year but...yeah okay

It's all gross but my puny human brain cannot comprehend that thing on the left.

oh that's a deep cut Mr. Onion

We already knew he was more shit than man

How can anyone in that room resist the temptation to cause blunt force trauma

I had to look away from the screen a couple of times, but it was excellent

I feel like it is going to be forgotten tomorrow like every other horror enacted every other day.

I would also like to eliminate something.

Dear Lord I've seen what you've done for others

And you don't get dictators to leave by voting.