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Jeb Boatsberg

@weathermodifier.bsky.social

“You look for the person that will benefit, and, uh...” -V.I. Lenin. Attorney. Housing/eviction law. Philly sports. He/him.

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THE BIG MAN LOOKS FOR THE ICING ON ONE BIG CAKE, EAGLES HANG ON

21.09.2025 20:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

17.09.2025 23:10 — 👍 30399    🔁 7165    💬 276    📌 166

Because, based on the Bivens cases he's heard, it certainly doesn't seem like he views damages as a viable remedy.

12.09.2025 04:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe be believes that (1) There's some way to get past the Lyons problem (class action, organizational standing, etc.); (2) Injunctive relief should be available for excessive force claims once you can clear the first hurdle?

12.09.2025 04:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
People v Trump (2025 NY Slip Op 04756)

So, the Trump decision from the First Department Appellate Division. Hoooooo-leeee shit is this decision a mess. It also uses a procedural mechanism I've never seen before, very cleverly. Long story short is that this is a decision specifically designed to be appealed. 1/x

21.08.2025 19:55 — 👍 228    🔁 73    💬 11    📌 17

I think Justice Jackson may have already diagnosed the problem:

12.09.2025 00:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Charlie Kirk didn't deserve to be murdered, regardless of how vile his beliefs were. But the biggest newspaper in the country publishing an article upholding his career as doing politics "the right way" is really highlighting a moral rot in our politics that goes way beyond the politicians we elect.

12.09.2025 00:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Obedience must of course be secured for the command of a court. . . . But courts should be explicit and precise in their commands and should only then be strict in exacting compliance. To be both strict and indefinite is a kind of judicial tyranny."

#SCOTUS Justice Felix Frankfurter, February 1949

10.09.2025 13:24 — 👍 1166    🔁 304    💬 21    📌 9
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In Louisiana, Some Court Officials Get Paid to Evict - Bolts Latoria George’s home was in bad shape. The apartment in Baton Rouge, where she’d lived for four years, had no heat and no smoke detectors. The mold in her bedroom... Read More

Seriously wild story: Louisiana officials called “justices of the peace” can pad their own wallets by allowing evictions to proceed.

@delaneynolan.bsky.social mentions one guy who made *$255,000* in a single year mostly off eviction fees.

boltsmag.org/louisiana-ju...

06.06.2025 22:27 — 👍 299    🔁 143    💬 17    📌 10
There is one place, however, where Musk, with the help of his minions, achieved his goals. He did indeed shred U.S.A.I.D. Though a rump operation is now operating inside the State Department, the administration says that it has terminated more than 80 percent of U.S.A.I.D. grants. Brooke Nichols, an associate professor of global health at Boston University, has estimated that these cuts have already resulted in about 300,000 deaths, most of them of children, and will most likely lead to significantly more by the end of the year. That is what Musk’s foray into politics accomplished.

There is one place, however, where Musk, with the help of his minions, achieved his goals. He did indeed shred U.S.A.I.D. Though a rump operation is now operating inside the State Department, the administration says that it has terminated more than 80 percent of U.S.A.I.D. grants. Brooke Nichols, an associate professor of global health at Boston University, has estimated that these cuts have already resulted in about 300,000 deaths, most of them of children, and will most likely lead to significantly more by the end of the year. That is what Musk’s foray into politics accomplished.

Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty.

www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...

30.05.2025 16:20 — 👍 39987    🔁 13904    💬 1273    📌 823

The conservative movement has turned against reality on every scientific issue of our time, from gun violence to climate change to epidemiology.

If campuses are ideologically homogenous, it's not because academia has ostracized conservatives. It's because conservatives have ostracized academia.

21.04.2025 11:56 — 👍 11658    🔁 2920    💬 134    📌 157

Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take

15.04.2025 22:58 — 👍 36247    🔁 5386    💬 140    📌 190

Restrictions on repro rights and citizenship are historically related. Comstock was enacted during a nativist fervor and defended as a means of bolstering White population growth. Not long after Comstock, the exec branch decided US-born children of Chinese workers weren't birthright citizens.

14.02.2025 19:55 — 👍 132    🔁 58    💬 2    📌 1
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Good Afternoon from your Super Bowl Champion, Philadelphia Eagles.

10.02.2025 18:29 — 👍 3283    🔁 474    💬 174    📌 27
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GO, and I can't stress this next part enough, BIRDS

26.01.2025 23:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

State constitutions matter greatly, folks.

18.11.2024 13:36 — 👍 79    🔁 16    💬 7    📌 3

As an Eagles fan, I want to Cowboys to miss the playoffs, but to win enough games that they don’t have a high draft pick.

18.11.2024 21:28 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0

There's only one federal judge that I hope finds this account!

18.11.2024 01:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My dream of Justice Alito seeing all of my shit talking on twitter is becoming more and more realistic every day

16.11.2024 20:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Love the irony of this judge delivering the ultimate "here's what's wrong with having an independent judiciary" moment while speaking at the Independence of the Judiciary event

15.11.2024 02:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He's the foremost expert on the First Sail doctrine, a true IP king

02.07.2023 03:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We need to be the change we want to see in the world (by flooding this site with Jeb Boasburg memes)

02.07.2023 00:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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